Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but your future doesn't look good

I wish for people to sign up for the World War II Mafia

 

[Waffleraven497]

Granted but....

I WISH FOR FISH

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted but you only get Minnows

I wish for a barricuda

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you learn to spell it properly.

I wish for a carrot.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but it's dirty

I wish for my dog to stop limping

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but he gets rabies.

I wish my tongue was longer.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but it is so long you choke on it

I wish for me to be alive in DK Mafia

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you get lynched.

I wish Regis Philbin was more senile.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted but he gets drunk and dies


I wish for a pumpkin

 

[MCD]

Granted, but it's cursed.

I wish to die.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but you rise from the dead as a zombie!!!!

I wish for more mafias

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you are lynched in Day 1.

I wish Justin Bieber wouldn't perform at HP Pavilion.

 

[MCD]

Granted, but he performs at your house.

I wish for Ralph to get great gifts for no reason.