Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Snack said:
Lario said:
Um,,,it didn't

I wish I HAS A BUCKET

Granted, but your ex-girlfriend jumps out of it and kills you.

I wish Lario's ex-girlfriend wasn't so insane :shifty:

I has no girlfriend, I'm a loner, pretty much your comes out and kills you

I wish I has nothing
 
Granted, but they're all spam and you get banned.

I wish nothing went wrong with this wish and I own everything by nintendo.
 
Uniju said:
Granted, nothing bad happens!

I wish the forum replaced ALL their smilies with the chat ones...

Granted, but the universe goes KASPLODE after Porple tried to replace smilies from the chat that already exist un the forum (like :o, :shock:, :shifty:, or :eekdance: )

I wish that whenever I pressed Z or R twice on my keyboard, my computer would DO A BARREL ROLL!