Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but you get banned for trolling.

I wish for some parsley.
 
Granted but it is so balanced that people are jelose and kill you.

I wish for :dk: to stop leaving flowers on my porch.
 
Ha, you wish for nothing, so I'll wish for you.

I wish that granted wish voided.

Granted, doesn't have to go bad

Now my wish

I wish I know what character should I model my sprite for
 
Granted but las vegas is very big and you get a bad tummy ache I'M EVIL WITH MY THOUGHTS OF SUCH DEVILISH THINGS

I wish I was an aardvark
 
granted but I run away before I can do anything bad to you
 
whoops forgot to post my wish.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to do something bad to the last wish.
 
Sorry can't grant you that

I wish the world was a pie
 
Granted but that pie is the last food source for man kind and when you ate it you were captured locked up and tortured by people constantly squeezing your nose and you suffered a slow painful and yet bougery death

I wish that whenever I squeeze your nose it goes honk
 
Granted: He stops telling you and just shoves you in (and makes sure to tweak your ears in doing so)

P.S. The driver of the car is.... :luigi:!
 
Granted, but you skip the only time you will ever have Superb Electronic Xlyophones.

I wish Iran wouldn't bomb Israel.
 
Granted, but they bomb the USA instead.

I wish :dk: would start telling Raccoon Mob to get in his car.
 
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