Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but I come and steal it.

I wish for a plate

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it's broken and unuseable.

I wish for sony HQ to explode.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you get your face burned off.

I wish for powers

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but the only ones are the ability to be in a bikini.

I wish to control the weather!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you lose control and it starts raining a lot

I wish for a door

 

[unit4545]

Granted but you open it and a bucket of water falls.

I wish for ultimant pranks!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but they get you.

I wish for a way

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but that way is a dead end. See?

I wish for a real link!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it's to Justin Beaver Music.

I wish for a cat

 

[unit4545]

granted, but it invades your face.

I wish for witty play-by-play!

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted. ... You don't want to know.

I wish to know.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you get disgusted.

I wish for a bicycle

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted. It has no wheels.

I wish for some wheels.