Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[SpinyMaster347]

Grrrrrrrrrrrrranted, but it gets stolen.

I wish for a cat.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but your pet dog falls in love with your cat and they form a couple, leaving you as a third wheel. While they go off and have little baby puppins you watch movies of your happy memories with your dog. Your dog's lawyer comes in and sees the movies then sues you into oblivion for pet abuse. You end up on the street with a cone on top of your head that says "THROW A TOMATO AT ME, I KICK PUPPIES :D" and people and pets alike throw tomatoes at you for the rest of your miserable life.

How's that for something you wish you never wished for? :P

Anyways, I wish for a fan.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Wait, how'd you know I had a dog?
Granted, but you stick your hand in the fan and, you know.

I wish for A Lotad.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but I dunno what that is.

I wish I had a cactus.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you get cut.

I wish for A Lotad, the pokemon.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but ralph doesn't know what it is

I wish for a new hand.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it's too big and doctors have to cut it off.

I wish for ralph to know what Lotad is.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but I don't care.

I wish I had a muffin.

 

[Zero777]

Granted it's blueberry

I wish I had an article of myself on Userpedia

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted, but it's too big and doctors have to cut it off.

-_-

Anyways, granted but it's deleted due to all the new policies placed in effect.

I wish those doctors would stick it back on :P

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but they use school glue because they ran out of string to stitch it.

I wish I had X-Ray vision.

 

[Zero777]

Granted but you iradiate and cook everybody you use X-ray vision on

I wish BMB will come back sooner to release a new chapter in Venture of the Wiki

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but sooner =/= soon

I wish you would read User Soup :P

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but he's the only one.

I wish for a better room.

 

[Zero777]

Granted but sooner =/= soon

I wish you would read User Soup :P

I actually do

Granted but you must share it with a stranger

I wish I could get the backpack I want

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but a monster lives in it and you die.

I wish for a clock.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish I had a kneepad.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it's uncomfortable.

I wish for a dancing raccoon.

 

[PollyWolly94]

Granted, but it goes rapid and bites your face off.

I wish i had women :P.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but she leaves you.

I wish I was Chris Brown!

 

[PollyWolly94]

Granted, but your fame slowly goes down after you b**** slap Rihanna in the face.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted.

I wish for a bag

 

[PollyWolly94]

Damnit, why do i keep forgetting things?

Alright, granted. But you suffocate yourself.

I wish for the moon.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but it's the one from Majora's Mask and it crushes you.

I wish I could play an ocarina.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's covered in shit.

I wish I had a toilet.