Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you can't hear them.

I wish I could be happy.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you are so happy you don't notice where you're walking and walk into a dog.

I wish for the Tooth Fairy to pay me.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you get paid in Soviet coins.

I wish I could go to Kyrgyzstan.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but everyone talks in other languages there.

I wish for a crown.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's made of poop.

I wish I had a .

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but he's stuck with that face and he's pirated.

I wish for a better keyboard.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's a Greek keyboard.

I wish I dind't mkae tyops.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but you made so many typos in that sentence that I can't figure out what to do so I make you randomly asplode.

I wish for a better keyboard.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's a Swahili keyboard.

I wish I could speak Swahili.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you can only talk that language

I wish for powers.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's the power to grow your fingernails kinda large. </familyguy>

I wish I had a soda.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it sucks.

I wish for $17

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you can't pre-order Madden 11 because it costs $49.99.

I wish I had a hula hoop.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it's this (o) big.

I wish for moar dancing raccoons.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but my kitty eats them all and then eats YOU

I wish my kitty wasn't so vicious

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it sits quietly in a corner and does nothing.

I wish for Doopliss.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but she shapeshifts into you and all your friends (AND RACCOONS) like her better.

I wish for a clone :D

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it copies you all the time.

I wish for an actual raccoon.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but you forgot to read its wikipedia article

I wish for an actual non-aggressive raccoon

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but he runs away.

I wish for my computer to not suck.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it runs away.

I wish I had a painting.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it is poorly drawn.

I wish for a molecule.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's too small for you to see.

I wish I had some SPAM.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but you get banned for it.

I wish I had MAPS

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but they're maps of Bowser's Castle.

I wish for a british accent.