Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you can't hear them.

I wish I could be happy.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you are so happy you don't notice where you're walking and walk into a dog.

I wish for the Tooth Fairy to pay me.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you get paid in Soviet coins.

I wish I could go to Kyrgyzstan.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but everyone talks in other languages there.

I wish for a crown.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's made of poop.

I wish I had a .

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but he's stuck with that face and he's pirated.

I wish for a better keyboard.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's a Greek keyboard.

I wish I dind't mkae tyops.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but you made so many typos in that sentence that I can't figure out what to do so I make you randomly asplode.

I wish for a better keyboard.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's a Swahili keyboard.

I wish I could speak Swahili.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you can only talk that language

I wish for powers.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's the power to grow your fingernails kinda large. </familyguy>

I wish I had a soda.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it sucks.

I wish for $17