Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but you stay awake by overdosing on caffeine.

I wish I was old enough to drink a beer.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Granted, but it ruins your life because alcohol is bad, and then someone drops an anvil on you.

I wish I had some iced tea.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but you get onion flavored iced tea.

I wish I could get that new game.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Mmmmmh.... onions...

Granted, but it's really not that good and you wasted 60$ on it.

I wish Nindendo would remake Majora's Mask some time.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but your explodes the day it comes out.

I wish I had two Wiis instead of one.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Granted, but one of them is Japanese and the other one is on fire.

I wish Miis would become illegal.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but all your games get stolen and are replaced by All-Star Cheer Squad.

I wish I was a narwhal.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, but I hunt and kill you for food and that awesome horn.

I wish I could see the future.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's only 2 seconds in the future.

I wish I knew what to post.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but that's all you know

I wish people would stop posting wishes like that (honestly, you can do what I do and think of a random thing then wish for it)

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, you are now blind and can't see them anymore.

I wish I knew how to build an atomic bomb.