Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Chair]

You get a bowl of soup.
I wish for cringe to be eradicated from the universe.

"Mak n sauce f****** forgot to put his wish so here it is "I want to have a free eshop card""
granted, now there's something even worse than cringe

 

[Marceline]

granted, but the eshop closes instantly
i wish that mario and luigi superstar saga had a 4k 60fps remake with ultra realistic graphics

 

[Evil Power Flotzo]

Granted. It's really buggy and costs twice as much as the original.

I wish for ...

 

[Chair]

Granted. It's really buggy and costs twice as much as the original.

I wish for ...

r u trying to copy me by forgetting to put ur wish or what?
I wish I could buy good switch games that I've always wanted

 

[Evil Power Flotzo]

r u trying to copy me by forgetting to put ur wish or what?

No, I just made a wish for ... Not ???, and not !!! Just ...

Granted. Your Switch irreparably breaks once you purchase the games.
I wish for some manjuu.

 

[Superchao]

granted, it's completely spoiled and lethal to eat

i wish anything i bookmarked for later reference would never be deleted, ever

 

[Chair]

granted, they actually started causing viruses and u cannot remove them from ur bookmarks because of your wish.
I wish I had a good game to play instead of repeating every single game I have

 

[Teedgee]

granted, it was very short and now you keep replaying that game

i wish for a FRIGGIN ESHOP CARD, LIKE HOLY SHIT WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR ME TO GET ONE

 

[Chair]

granted, just when u got the code, someone guessed it somehow by putting random letters or numbers.
I wish all the problems in every country like corona virus stopped

 

[Primarina]

Granted. Everyone starts fighting each other.
I wish people would accept that Haku (from Naruto) is a trans girl.