Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Teedgee]

Granted, the delivery guy did a mistake (if you ordered it):he put Galaxy 2 instead of 1.

I wish The mushroom kingdom was real.

 

[Noct]

Granted, you get crushed by a Thwomp.

I wish for a new battery for my Wii U gamepad.

 

[forum user 3254]

Granted, the battery is dead and cannot recharge.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, you bonk on an airplane.

I wish for a helicopter

 

[forum user 3254]

Granted, you don’t know how to fly it, you crash, and you get your pilot’s license taken away.

I wish for a year’s supply of beef.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, now you only eat beef every second for one year, and you blow up.

I wish I had a Virgin Gift Card.

 

[forum user 3254]

Granted, someone steals it before you can use it.

I wish for the Sunglasses Vendor outfit from Mario Sunshine.

 

[Mario Kart DS Fan]

granted it's in mario odyssey.

i wish that there were more fonts to post in.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, now there are so much that you're lost.

I wish for Star Allies (I know I already made this wish, but I just can't wait anymore)

 

[forum user 3254]

Granted. You will get it. Just wait a couple years.

I wish I had a disc fixer.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, but it breaks them instead of fixing them.

I wish for chocolate

 

[forum user 3254]

Granted, you eat so much that you get sick.

I wish I had a time machine.