Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, the delivery guy did a mistake (if you ordered it):he put Galaxy 2 instead of 1.

I wish The mushroom kingdom was real.
 
Granted, you get crushed by a Thwomp.

I wish for a new battery for my Wii U gamepad.
 
Granted, the battery is dead and cannot recharge.

I wish I could fly.
 
Granted, now you only eat beef every second for one year, and you blow up.

I wish I had a Virgin Gift Card.
 
Granted, now there are so much that you're lost.

I wish for Star Allies (I know I already made this wish, but I just can't wait anymore)
 
Granted, however it's fairly short lived as a rebellion rises up against your tyranny.

I wish for the Triforce.
 
Granted, but you're the only pony who can talk, so other ponies won't stop mocking you.

I wish to be Bowser for a while (without kidnapping Peach)
 
Granted, you go back in time and you die of starvation as tou ride the yoshi

I wish for noone to comment after this
 
Granted, your drive for perfectionism leads to it never being posted due to the fact that you constantly go back and reword it in a never ending loop similar to Ren and Stimpy creator John K.'s curse.

I wish Arby's would bring back the Potato Bites.
 
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