Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted. He pronounces it wrong.

I wish Scuttlebugs could get their adorable suction cup feet back.
 
Granted, now they're invading the pink gold mushroom kingdom.

I wish I could destroy a blue shell when it's trying to hit me on the end of lap 3.
 
Granted, the physics become so good at a point your console can't handle and it EXPLODES!!

I wish I had a shell.
 
Granted, you sleep but never wake up again.

I wish I didn't have to struggle to think of a good wish.
 
Granted it appears in all Mario karts instead of 4.

I wish for the switch.