Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Xandalf]

Granted, but it's not good either.

I wish I had my own pet robot!

 

[princessofalicorns]

Granted, but it's not good either.

i like mediocre stuff!

granted, but it's an evil pet robot that kills you!

i wish for more mediocre stuff! yay!

 

[Pinkie]

granted but it gets stolen by

 

[Xandalf]

Granted, but nothing happens because nothing was wished for!

I wish I had a limousine that flies on rocket fuel! Don't ask why!

 

[Pinkie]

granted but it explodes

this should be interesting: i wish i died

 

[Xandalf]

Granted. ...that is all.

I wish my mind was placed in an indestructible robot for eternity.

 

[Pinkie]

granted, the robot dies

i wish i had a bigger tv

 

[YuruNex]

Granted, it's so big that you can't see the whole thing.

I wish I would actually have style and grace.

 

[Xandalf]

Granted but you still have a funny face.

I wish Undertale had a sequel.

 

[Pinkie]

granted but its recalled.

I wish for stuff.

 

[Mintiously]

Granted.


It's bad stuff.

I wish I could poison my enemies.