Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Mike Wheeler]

Granted. You get sent to jail for killing someone for calling you a bad word in a different language.

I wish people would quit saying "Hey gurl" to girls.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted they start saying "Hey gorls" instead.

I wish for a perfect pizza

 

[Mike Wheeler]

Granted, your standards for pizza become extremely high (you expect every pizza to be as good as the perfect pizza). When none of them satisfy you, you sink into a deep, hopeless depression and kill yourself.

I wish the critics would give Avengers: Age Of Ultron a better rating.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. Infinity War sucks

I wish I can hypersleep.

 

[Mike Wheeler]

Granted, you sleep through a test.

I wish for money.

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

Granted. You get robbed.

I wish for Smash 4 DLC

 

[RedShell]

Granted. It adds one new stage which is just a small platform which only 1 character fits on.

I wish I had time to think of a wish.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. You just made the thread go inactive for over a month.

I wish that I had a magical potato bag that would never empty.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. It's literally a potato bag full of unpeeled potatoes.

I wish I have a Crunchyroll 1-month subscription so I can watch moar Squid Girl.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Granted.

You end up eating everything that shows Squid Girl for a month.

I wish I could jump really high for some reason.

 

[LN1]

Granted, but the force of the jump will break your legs and you will be even more broken if you fall after that jump.

I wish for socks.