Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Lumastar]

Granted. It's moldy cheese pizza.

I wish that I could switch bodies with someone for one hour when necessary and still switch back.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. Your original body dies.

I wish everybody in the world was smart.

 

[Mintiously]

Granted. You race in Mario Kart against anybody and everyone places first place.

I wish Chain Chomp was an icon.

 

[NEXandGBX]

Granted, it's stray and runs away.

I wish for a life.

 

[TheFarmboy]

But then you die.

I wish for an ice cream cone.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. I then proceed to steal it and eat it.


I wish for World Peace.

 

[TheFarmboy]

Grant, but humans are now extinct, including you.

I wish for a new car.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. It runs you over.


I wish for world domination.

 

[Tantusar]

Granted. Someone else takes over the world. You should really be more specific. [/sarcasm]
I wish for the ability to speak fluent French, fluent Italian, fluent German, fluent Japanese, fluent Chinese and fluent English.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. Someone else takes over the world. You should really be more specific.

The point of this thread is to not be specific and find loopholes.

I wish for the ability to speak fluent French, fluent Italian, fluent German, fluent Japanese, fluent Chinese and fluent English.

Granted. You can't read them though.


I wish for my Yoshi to come in a SMW castle with me.

 

[Tantusar]

Granted. Someone else takes over the world. You should really be more specific. [/sarcasm]
(I would have thouht that was obvious.)

Granted. It trips over halfway and dies.

I wish for my wish to be granted peacefully.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. Your wish is granted in peace, then a great battle takes place in that spot.


I wish for the ability to fly.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You got sucked in to a jet engine.

I wish for bad wishes.

 

[Tantusar]

Uh... Granted? Everything you wish for is instantly terrible.
I wish for unlimited refills.

 

[Mintiously]

Good wishes are always good

Granted, but you have to pay 100,000 DOLLARS each time.

I wish I could say "I like trains", and my enemy gets ran over.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You skate towards a minefield.

I wish for everything.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. You want more, but can't get more because there is no more, so you live in misery.


I wish my cat wouldn't interrupt my homework.

 

[Stargazing]

Granted, your cat interrupts your schoolwork.

I wish for sleep.

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. It's qn enchanted sleep, and you need someone to wake you up...


I wish for a palace in the sky.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted. I kill you for trying to take away my home.


I wish for 4

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. It evolves into .


I wish for ice cream.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted, it's the flavor you hate.

I wish for 384

 

[Megamario15]

Granted, it evolves into .


I wish for ice cream that I don't hate.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted. You get cavities.

I wish to control weather (I can only control the lack of weather)

 

[Megamario15]

Granted. It backfires and you are struck by lightning.


I wish for Smash 5 with Mario.