Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Fawfulthegreat64 · Jan 18, 2015

Granted, he eats a red Koopa shell and scorches you with fire breath.

I wish to take over Mars.

Megamario15 · Jan 18, 2015

Granted. You now have a bunch of dead robots.
I wish my :yoshi:

had manners.

Meta Knight · Jan 18, 2015

Granted but now he's too boring

I wish to break Magolor's ship so he'll stay in Halcondra

Megamario15 · Jan 18, 2015

Granted, but now all your friends hate you for doing that.
I wish that :yoshi:

liked meatballs back in 1991.

Meta Knight · Jan 19, 2015

Granted, now he hates everything else and he won't even eat enemies for you anymore.

I wish I wasn't banned from Brawl tournaments

Megamario15 · Jan 19, 2015

Granted. Now you're banned from Melee instead.
I wish people listened to me.

TinTinfinite · Jan 20, 2015

Granted. They're deaf.

I wish Rosalina is in EVERYTHING for the next 20 years.

Megamario15 · Jan 20, 2015

Granted. Nothing is made.
I wish that stuff is made in the next 20 years.

Fawfulthegreat64 · Jan 20, 2015

For the next 20 years, Waluigi-bots are mass-produced with one mission:

:waluigi:

DESTROY MEGAMARIO15 :waluigi:

I wish I was loved.

Megamario15 · Jan 20, 2015

Granted. Now nobody likes you.

I wish I could reprogram those Waluigibots.

Shy Guy Forever · Jan 20, 2015

Granted. Now they will try to destroy you for 30 years instead.

I wish there was a new F-Zero game.