Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[3D Player 2004]

Granted, but the originals never existed either.

I wish that the Wii Shop Channel allowed you to add exact amounts of points rather than in multiples of 1000.

Granted, adding points in numbers that aren't multiples of 10$ costs double the normal rate.
I wish the Mario Kart 8 DLC was all Mario themed tracks and the characters were Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, King K Rool, Boo, Koopa Kid, and Bowser Jr.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. The DLC was a fake leak and then the real DLC shows up which is what it is now.

I wish I had every First and Second Party game for GameCube with no problems with them.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Someone steals them soon after.

I wish Ludwig didn't exist.

 

[FoxWolf64]

Granted, but he's replaced by a more annoying Koopaling. (BTW, Ludwig's my favorite koopaling, and that was very offensive.)

I wish school didn't have to start tomorrow *ugh*

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. School already started, and you have a detention for being late.

I wish Captain Falcon was in MK8 instead of Cat Peach.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted he's DLC for 29.99.

I wish everyone liked everyone.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. They hate each other and started WWIII.

I wish the Titanic didn't sink.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted. It exploded. I wish Diddy Kong and King K Rool and Boo and Dixie Kong were Mario Kart 8 DLC instead of Tan-nookie Mario, Cat Peach, Dry Bowser, and Isabelle.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Digby visits your house and ambushes you. He then cooks you over a rotisserie and hosts a barbecue for his entire village. You have a house, right? (BTW, Digby is Isabelle's sister.)

I wish that Waluigi had his own quality game,

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. It only has quality in graphics otherwise it sucks worse than Sonic 06.

I wish King K Rool made a return in the DK series.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. Microsoft acquires King K Rool.

I wish Diddy Kong Racing made a return.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Every character gets a Tiny Kong-style redesign.

I wish that Mewtwo would appear as a fighter in Pokkén Tournament.

P.S. Please try to be more creative than "he's the worst character in the game."