Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Magikrazy]

Granted. It's rushed and it sucks.

I wish for all the children of the world to get together and sing absolute power over every living thing.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, but every living thing dies.

I wish McDonald's up and left.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, there is now always a McDonald's above and to the left of you.

I wish for world peace it was 10° cooler than it is right now.

 

[NEXandGBX]

Granted, everything freezes over for some reason.
I wish for a lollipop.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But I eat it.

 

[User4042]

You get sick for not wishing.
I wish for cake.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted, but it tastes awful.

I wish Chrom was in SSB4.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, he only appears in the background of a stage.

I wish my hands weren't cold.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. They burn up.

I wish Wii Fit Trainer wasn't in SSB4.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, she's in Mario Kart 8 as a DLC.

I wish Mario didn't suck in SSB.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. He is the most broken character in the game.

I wish Ridley was playable in SSB4.

 

[MoonAge]

Granted. He's a trophy.

I wish SSB4 for the 3DS comes out in June.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. He's a trophy.

I wish SSB4 for the 3DS comes out in June.

Granted. It got rushed and sucks.

I wish Pokèmon was cancelled.

 

[Lolcrawler]

And that is a good thing....

I wish that shy guy forever had not said that as if it was good.

 

[chuggaconroy]

Not wishing makes you poisoned
I wish I could get a Wii u for my birthday.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. You get it and it doesn't work.

I wish Nintendo made another F-Zero game.

 

[GamesKiwi]

Granted, it changes the gameplay to the level of E.T
I wish that 8-bit games were brought back.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

That's a good thing?

I wish Waluigi didn't exist.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted, Instead, we have Kuigi

I wish that Smash Bros didn't allow multiple players to play as the same character.

 

[SKmaric]

Granted, characters are always randomized so you never get to choose.

I wish the Wii U could play Wii games in 1080p.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, the Wii U games are now played in 360p. I have no clue how this system scales lol.

I wish Fire Emblem Awakening got a sequel. (And don't say granted, it sucks)

 

[Giga12]

Granted, it blows.

I wish Baby Rosalina was out of Mario Kart 8.

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, the game is now completely unusable.

I wish Paper Mario: Sticker Star didn't suck.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. It's so good it sucks.

I wish SSB4 came out this month.

 

[Dashbot]

Granted. It's rushed and it sucks.

I wish for more wishes