Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Magikrazy · May 27, 2014

Granted. It's rushed and it sucks.

I wish for ~~all the children of the world to get together and sing~~ absolute power over every living thing.

Giga12 · May 27, 2014

Granted, but every living thing dies.

I wish McDonald's up and left.

Magikrazy · May 27, 2014

Granted, there is now always a McDonald's above and to the left of you.

I wish ~~for world peace~~ it was 10° cooler than it is right now.

YuruNex · May 27, 2014

Granted, everything freezes over for some reason.
I wish for a lollipop.

Lolcrawler · May 28, 2014

But I eat it.

User4042 · May 28, 2014

You get sick for not wishing.
I wish for cake.

Shy Guy Forever · May 28, 2014

Granted, but it tastes awful.

I wish Chrom was in SSB4.

Fazer · May 28, 2014

Granted, he only appears in the background of a stage.

I wish my hands weren't cold.

Shy Guy Forever · May 28, 2014

Granted. They burn up.

I wish Wii Fit Trainer wasn't in SSB4.

Giga12 · May 31, 2014

Granted, she's in Mario Kart 8 as a DLC.

I wish Mario didn't suck in SSB.

Shy Guy Forever · May 31, 2014

Granted. He is the most broken character in the game.

I wish Ridley was playable in SSB4.

MoonAge · May 31, 2014

Granted. He's a trophy.

I wish SSB4 for the 3DS comes out in June.

Shy Guy Forever · May 31, 2014

Mariofan169 said:
Granted. He's a trophy.

I wish SSB4 for the 3DS comes out in June.

Granted. It got rushed and sucks.

I wish Pokèmon was cancelled.