Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted, s/he has turned into a maniac since you saw them last and kills you.

I wish I wasnt cool.

 

[SmartGuy]

Granted and....... it's pretty self explanatory.

I wish I could find my copy of Bender's game.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted, it blows up when you found it


I wish Scribble wiki never crashed.

 

[SmartGuy]

Granted, but you loose your password.

I wish I could speak better German.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted, all you learn is rude swear words, and get killed.

I wish "Calling to the Night" was either less depressing or less addicting.

 

[SmartGuy]

Granted, but you listen to something else even more depressing and addicting

I wish that was green.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted, he looks like crap.

I wish I didnt feel like crap.

 

[SmartGuy]

Granted, you feel worse than crap.

I wish didn't have a monicle and a hat.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted, he looks like a Shy Guy maskless.

I wish The king hasnt been so userused.

 

[SmartGuy]

Granted, but your life has less meaning (loljk).

I wish I wasn't too lazy to think something else to wich for.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted, I learn the meaning of wich

I wish I had a sand wich

 

[SmartGuy]

Granted, it's passed it's exporation date by a few years.

I wish I would stop posting here.

 

[DoctorWho_1995]

Granted, but then your computer stops working, and deletes all your stuff on it.

I wish someone won't make a "Lol, 69" joke on this page.