Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Shyghoul]

granted but you somehow die

I wish I had a piece of cake

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted but it is poisoned.

I wish for a slave pet

 

[Lolcrawler]

but he eats you

i wish yoshis would die

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

granted, you become one right before it happens, so you die too

i wish for infinite refreshments

 

[YuruNex]

Granted, but you drink so much you explode.

I wish for Half-Life 3

 

[N64Dude]

granted but the characters tried to kill you.
i wish mario boards was famous.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but since you're a member you become famous too.

I wish Iggy's hair didn't look stupid anymore.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but Iggy gets much dumber.

I wish that I had a Buzzy Beetle as a pet.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, it died.

I wish that I own a Bowser's army weapon factory.

 

[Pinkie]

Granted, 80 Crockpot bombs were planted and it blew up.

I wish i had all 242 SMG2 Stars.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but your save file gets deleted.

I wish I owned the world's fastest computer.

 

[Pinkie]

Granted, but it crashed.

I wish i can fly.