Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[unit4545]

Granted, but your accent is so british taht nobody can understand you.

I wish i can has cheezburger.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it's plastic.

I wish for a clock.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but It's a half-hour slow.

I wish dancing raccoon and Oaktown mojo would stop hogging all teh boards.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but nothing special happens.

I wish for a blackboard.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but somebody wrote "RACOONS R STEWPID" on it, and you have no chalk or erasers.

I wish for mre croutons that are real!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but they're expired.

I wish for someone here to know what Bleagh means.

 

[unit4545]

Uhhhh... hee's your imagininary friend! he knows!

I wish for super-cool moving text!

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, but it's not as cool as you think.

I wish these responses were actually well-thought out.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but everyone thinks you're faking it.

I wish I could speak Welsh.

 

[unit4545]

I hereby grant your wish sir Nerdy Guy, however the responses are being typed in unusually polite manner.

I wish everything would be back to normal now, without the polite manner of speaking please.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you die of a heart attack.

I wish I could go swimming.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but swimming in oil makes an awful mess, don't you know?

I wish i was made of oil and was in your computer striking a match!

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but the match is actually dynamite, and you explode.

I wish you would stop posting.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but ga-zillions of other people start posting

I wish people knew who I am.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but they forget you the next day.

I WISH MICHAEL JACKSONS BODY WOULD EXPLODE IN YOUR COMPUTER!

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but we just went on a computer-exchange program :D

I wish we wouldn't exchange back :

 

[unit4545]

That's true, but your computer crashes, and sice there's no way bck, you fail!

I wish for the us baseball team to be cooler!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish for more information.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's info about Justin Bieber.

I wish Kidz Bop would die.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it's Baby Bop, and you can't understand anything.

I wish for this thread to end.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, everyone gets sad and starts an angry mob.

I wish my parents would let me get a job.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but they take all your income

I wish they would give it to me :D

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but i steal it.

I wish for YOU!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it gets boring.

I wish for a better sig.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but you think it sucks: Jr. Troopa forever! Bring him back in the next paper mario game!

I wish that i had a funny picture!