SmartGuy
A complete wanker.
This is a thread where you write bad fan fictions, like the ones by Peter Chimaera and squirrelking.
In order for your fan fiction to be truley awful, it must have the following:
* Poor grammar.
* Horrible spelling.
* Strange non-sequiturs (for example, things that do not make sense, redundant tangents).
* A blatant self-insertion.
* Hilarious inconsistency.
* Obvious inaccuracies about the game/show/whatever.
* A nonsensical twist ending.
* Little to no punctuation.
* Unexplained logical fallacies and impossibilities.
* Well known clichés.
* A title that has little relevence to the story.
Here's my attempt at it:
Mario's adventure, by ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.
Mario was wak up in a morning in his house. he loked at the window and outsaide and sad to himself because know one was ther "wat a wunderful mornig". luigi ran into his room and yeled loud at him "MARIO COME QUICK THE PRINCESS IS GONE BECAUSE BOWSER TOOK HER AGAIN!" because he was scared. Mario said to himself and luigi because he waz no longer on his own anymor "BOWSER NO YOU SHALL NOT" and ran to the dor and walkd out of his house. He jumpd intooo a pipe but got stuk so he had to get out becuz he culdnt get inside. "You stupid pipe i need to get there quick" mario said at pipe angry. Mario had to work threw the forest butr had to go faster becus he coulnt waste time. JUST THEN a koopa that was big bited Mario and Mario was hurt but had 2 fight te turtl and fited it and won becus it slipd on the floor and fel down. Mario caried on to walk thro the forst faster like even more than he was befor. Mario came to the ege of teh forest and saw water only becuz it was the coastlin. But with no warning a warning siren happend and mareio lookd and saw tiddl wave headd toward him.
In order for your fan fiction to be truley awful, it must have the following:
* Poor grammar.
* Horrible spelling.
* Strange non-sequiturs (for example, things that do not make sense, redundant tangents).
* A blatant self-insertion.
* Hilarious inconsistency.
* Obvious inaccuracies about the game/show/whatever.
* A nonsensical twist ending.
* Little to no punctuation.
* Unexplained logical fallacies and impossibilities.
* Well known clichés.
* A title that has little relevence to the story.
Here's my attempt at it:
Mario's adventure, by ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.
Mario was wak up in a morning in his house. he loked at the window and outsaide and sad to himself because know one was ther "wat a wunderful mornig". luigi ran into his room and yeled loud at him "MARIO COME QUICK THE PRINCESS IS GONE BECAUSE BOWSER TOOK HER AGAIN!" because he was scared. Mario said to himself and luigi because he waz no longer on his own anymor "BOWSER NO YOU SHALL NOT" and ran to the dor and walkd out of his house. He jumpd intooo a pipe but got stuk so he had to get out becuz he culdnt get inside. "You stupid pipe i need to get there quick" mario said at pipe angry. Mario had to work threw the forest butr had to go faster becus he coulnt waste time. JUST THEN a koopa that was big bited Mario and Mario was hurt but had 2 fight te turtl and fited it and won becus it slipd on the floor and fel down. Mario caried on to walk thro the forst faster like even more than he was befor. Mario came to the ege of teh forest and saw water only becuz it was the coastlin. But with no warning a warning siren happend and mareio lookd and saw tiddl wave headd toward him.
