Game: Engrish this.

Spirit in the Sky said:
$ππ!∂∂∫£ said:
$‡¥₲Ú¥27 said:
Jesus Freak said:
And WHY is Chinese so much shorter than English?
Chinese has a symbol for every word.

Therefore, my above statement would only be 7 letters if the English alphabet worked the same as the Chinese one.

Wrong, Chinese doesn't use articles ("a").

$‡¥₲Ú¥27 said:
Therefore, my above statement would only be 7 letters if the English alphabet worked the same as the Chinese one.

I misread it as "alphabet and grammar" instead of just "alphabet".
 
All Your Base Are Belong To Us

Your basis belongs to us entirely, it is

Aww, this is a great game!!!
 
My friend doesn't realize that Mega Man was on the Nintendo Entertainment System.

My friend, Mega Man, Nintendo Entertainment System is not aware that the.
Mega Man is my friend.

I wish they'd make Doctor Pichu into a real Pokemon.

Pichu, but I wish you'd been a real doctor in your pocket.
Pichu carries a fake doctor in his pocket.

It would like just like a regular Pichu only cuter.

This is only Pichu on a regular basis and 25 cents as I want.
It only costs a quarter!

I wish Uniju would go die in a hole, he doesn't love me and he didn't want to buy my lolicons. No one did. :-(

I want to go die in a hole Uniju, he did not love me and my lolicons he did not need to buy. Nobody. :-(
Uni made me emo.
 
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

We are everything which does the fact that it dies!
 
With the help of the Federation Government forces, CATS has taken all of your bases.

With the help of government power of combination, the cat took your basis everything.
 
I am Zero!

I am zero years old!

Zero signing out.

Zero signatures.


Who wants an autograph by me?
 
World War 2 was fought between the Allied countries of Britian, France, America, Russia, and China and the Axis countries of Germany, Italy, and Japan.


Great war 2 fought between English allies, the German, Italy and Japan France, America, Russia and China and the country of axis.
 
Mike Tyson is waiting for your challenge!

Starring Little Mac

And his trainer, Doc Louis!

Also starring in the role of Mac, it's you!!


Maikutaison waiting for the challenge!

Little Mac Cast

And his trainer, Dokurui!

In addition, Mac's role, it appeared you!
 
English: Starbucks is overpriced, but it's normally worth it.

Japanese: Starbucks high but usually has a value.

Afrikaans: McDonald high but usually has a value.

Catalan: McDonald high, but generally has a value.

Chinese: McDonald high, but usually have a value.



English: Today at school, people sang a bunch of songs, but they replaced all the words with pie.

Japanese: At school today, many people sang songs, every word has been replaced with their pie.

Spanish: At school today, many people sang every word has been replaced with her cake.



English: There are a lot of idiots in California who don't like stop signs.

Japanese: There are a lot of idiots do not like the stop sign in California.

Italian: There are a lot of idiots, not as a stop sign in California.



English: Now, with the MLB season getting longer, the playoffs are played in crappy weather.

Japanese: I long major league season, are playing increasingly crummy weather in the playoffs.

Portugese: I League and very important, are playing increasingly crummy time in the playoffs.

Finnish: I league and the very important, is playing an increasingly miserable time in the playoffs.

Hebrew: I'm very important league, playing time is more and more miserable in the playoffs.

Slovak: I am very important to the league, playing time thereby giving more to the unfortunate in the playoffs.

Greek: I'm very important for the league, playing time, giving more to the unfortunate in playoffs.

German: I'm very important to the league season, which is more unhappy in the playoffs.

Chinese: I am very important league season, which is even more unfortunate in the playoffs.

Hindi: I'm very important league season, whichever is more unfortunate is the playoffs.

Arabic: I'm very important in the league season, whichever is more unfortunate is the qualifier.

Spanish: I'm very important season in the league, what is more regrettable is the qualifier.

Indonesian: I'm very important season in the league, what is more regrettable is the qualification.

Swahili: I'm very important season in the league, it is sad what is more triumphant.

Russian: I'm very important season in the league, it's sad that more triumphs.

Turkish: I am a very important league season, this is more sad victory.

Irish: I'm in a very important season series, the victory is more sad.

Malay: I'm in a very important season series, winning more sad.

Thai: I am in a very important set of winter depression winning more.

Hungarian: I am a very important to determine the winner winter depression is more.

Farsi/Persian: I is very important to determine the winner of winter depression.

Polish: And it is very important to determine the winner winter depression.

Korean: And in the winter depression, it is very important to determine the winner.

Slovenian: In winter depression, it is very important to determine the winner.

Norwegian: In winter depression, it is very important to decide the winner.

Japanese again: In winter depression, it is important to determine the winner very.




English: Tucayo changed his forum nick to Saria just so he could be Saria on chat.

Japanese: Tucayo Saria Saria is a very changed his nickname to his place to chat forums.

Portugese: Tucayo Saria Saria is much changed from nickname for the place to chat forums.




English: Hippies are people that don't take baths.  They protest stuff.  Most of them are dumb.  I don't like hippies.

Japanese: Hippies are the people who do not take a bath. They are to protest. Most of them are dumb. I do not like hippies please.

Ukranian: Hippies are people who did not take a bath. They protested. Most of them are silent. I do not like hippies, please.

French: Hippies are people who have not taken a bath. They protested. Most of them are silent. I do not like hippies, please.

Greek: Hippies are people who have not taken a bath. Protested. Most of them are silent. I do not like hippies, please.

Arabic: Hippies are the people who did not take a bath. Protested. Mostly silent. I do not like hippies, please.

Latvian: Hippies are people who did not take a bath. Protested. Mostly quiet. I do not like hippies, please.

Swahili: Hippies are people who do not have to take bath. Protested. Mostly quiet. I do not hippies, please.

Indonesian: Hippies are people who do not have to take bath. Protests. Mostly quiet. I do not hippies, please.

Chinese: Hippies of people who did not take a bath. Protest. Mostly quiet. I do not hippies, please.

Swedish: Hippies people who do not take a bath. Protest. Most quiet. I do not hippies, thanks.

Spanish: Hippies persons not taking a bath. Protest. More quiet. I do not hippies, thanks.

Malay: Hippie who does not shower. Protests. More relaxed. I do not hippies, thank you.

Hindi: Hippie who does not shower. Protests. Gives more relaxed. I do not hippies, thanks.

German: Hippie who does not shower. Appeals. Is relaxed. I do not know hippies, thank you.

Russian: Hippies, who does not shower. Appeals. Relaxed. I do not know, hippies, thank you.

Vietnamese: Hippies, who do not shower. Jurisdiction. Relax. I do not know, hippies, thanks.

Slovenian: Hippies, do not shower. Jurisdiction. Relax. I do not know, hippies, thank you.

Welsh: Hippies, do not shower. Jurisdiction. Relax. I do not know, hippies, thank you.

Thai: Hippies do not shower. Jurisdiction. Relax. I do not know hippies: thank you.

Slovak: Hippies do not shower. Jurisdiction. Relax. I know that the hippies thank you.

Icelandic: Hippies do not shower not. District. Relax. I know. Hippies thank you.

Hungarian: Hipsters do not do not shower. District. Relax. I know. Hipsters thank you.

Farsi/Persian: Hipsters do not do not shower. Area. Relax. I know. Hipsters thank you.

Gaelic: Hipsters do not do not shower. Area. Relax. I know. Hipsters thanks.

Turkish: Hipsters do shower. Area. Relax. I know. Hipsters thank you.

Japanese again: It is trendy shower. Area. Please feel at home. I know. Many thanks to you fashion-conscious.

Portugese again: It is fashionable shower. Area. Make yourself at home. I know. Thank you fashion-conscious.



English: Yoda speaks with a funny word order.  Example: A funny order word speaks Yoda.

Japanese: Yoda said, an interesting word order. Example: Yoda speak funny word order.




English: Ralph Wiggum is still funny after 21 years.  How much longer can it last?  Is the ultimate question "When will Ralph learn how to use the crapper?"  If so, the answer is 42!

Japanese: Ralph Wiggum is also an interesting 21 years later. How much longer can the end? To the ultimate question "What you learn how to use the mess when Ralph?" And even if it is, the answer is 42!





English: I'm running out of things to translate.

Japanese: I'm running the conversion of things.




English:It is called the poop deck.  That is why I pooped there.

Japanese: This is called the poop deck. That's why I was exhausted.




English: Master Lucario is often narrow-minded.

Japanese: It's often narrow human hero Rio Master Luke.




English: Oh yeah, Chris.  Polio back then is like AIDS today.  Except people with polio get into heaven.

Japanese: Yeah, Chris. At the time polio is the day, such as AIDS. People with polio each, except go to heaven.

Portugese: Yes, Chris. At the same time polio is the day, such as AIDS. People with polio each, except for the sky.

Indonesian: Yes, Chris. At the same time, polio was the day, such as AIDS. People with polio each, except the sky.

Norwegian: Yes, Chris. At the time, polio day, such as AIDS. People with polio each, except the sky.

Turkish: Yes, Chris. Time, such as AIDS, polio day. The sky except the people polio.

Slovak: Yes, Chris. Was such as AIDS, polio day. The sky people than polio.




We'll try this again another time.
 
Code Geass

Cord/code Geass

This is still a great forum game!

This even now is the game of the large forum!
 
Bill Nye the Science Guy

Science Guy Bill Nye

Twelve thousands children claimed to have seizure like symptoms after the Electric Soldier Porygon episode of Pokemon aired in Japan due to massive hysteria. In actuality, about seven hundred children had seizures, out of which three hundred were serious.

After 12 episodes of Pokemon polygon electrical soldiers have symptoms such as seizures of thousands of children were hysterical claims for large-scale broadcasting in Japan. In fact, about 700 children, 300 had one attack was serious.
 
English: Today, Pink Boozooka asked to be banned.

Japanese: Today, Pink Boozooka sought to ban.



English: A lot of Top 25 teams are on the verge of being upset.

Japanese: Top 25 will be upset that many of the team in crisis.




English: I man am regal, a German am I.
Never odd or even.
If I had a hi-fi.
Madam, I'm Adam.
Too hot to hoot.
No lemons, no melon.
Too bad I hid a boot.
Lisa Bonet ate no basil.
Warsaw was raw.
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Rise to vote, sir.
Do geese see god?
Do nine men interpret?  Nine men, I nod.
Rats live on no evil star.
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car.
Pa's a sap.
Ma is as selfless as I am.
May a moody baby doom a yam.
Ah, Satan sees Natasha.
No devil lived on.
Lonely Tylenol.
Not a banana baton!
No x in Nixon.
Oh stone, be not so!
Oh, Geronimo, no minor ego!
"Naomi!" I moan.
A Toyota's a Toyota.
A dog, a panic, in a pagoda!
Oh, no!  Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies!  Run!
Senile felines.
Now I see bees I won.
UFO tofu.
We panic in a pew.
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo.
God, a red nugget, a fat egg, under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog!

Japanese:

When I was a German one man, and am proud
Never, or odd.
If I had hi-fi.
Madam, I'm Adam.
Too hot to bird.
No lemon melon.
I too bad hid boot.
Risabonetto is eating the basil.
Warsaw was raw.
Did you find a car or a cat I saw?
Rise to vote sir.
Do geese see God?
What is the interpretation of nine people? 9 men, I nod.
Rats live in the stars is evil.
Will lovers revolt now?
Race fast safe car.
Pa sap.
As my horse is selfless.
In May, the baby is punishment yam sour.
Oh, Satannatasha looking.
No devil lived.
Ronritairenoru.
Is not a banana baton!
A, x inches Nixon
Oh, and stone, to prevent!
Oh, Geronimo no minor ego!
"Naomi!" I moan.
Toyota Toyota.
A pagoda is a dog, panic!
Jeez! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies! Run!
Elderly cats.
Now, please see the bees won.
UFO tofu.
The seat of our panic.
Rats in the mud in a zoo hygiene.
God, a red nugget, eggs, fat under the dog!
To hang salami, I'm lasagna hog!
 
The eldest brother was gay right, and his boyfriend was straight and was hitting on the grandma of the family.

Gay brother was right, which had invited the family to go straight grandmother and his girlfriend.
 
English - New from Nintendo Drinks!
The Falcon Punch!
Comes in three flavors - Blue Raspberry, Cherry, and Grape.
Punch your tastebuds with flavor!

Engrish - From the new Nintendo drink!

Farukonpanchi!

One in three flavors - blue raspberry, cherry and grape.

Tastebuds with a flavor punch!
 
English:I'm running out of good stuff to translate.

Engrish:I'm running to translate the good stuff.



English: I'd rather find the cure for a song stuck in your head than the cure for cancer.

Engrish: I would find a cure for the stack in my head rather than the songs of cancer treatment.




English: Why do stores exploit Christmas before Halloween?

Engrish: Shop Halloween why do you abuse before Christmas?




English: I don't get the point of homework.

Engrish: Please do not get the point of homework.




English: I've got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night.

Engrish: I feel tonight is the night of Yonda good.




English: Engrish is the best language ever invented.

Engrish: This is the best language to English Japanese inventor.
 
Of course, I did edit my Userpedia page.

Of course, I could edit a page Userpedia.

Death to those who reply to this topic! DEATH AND CUTE ANIME CHARACTERS!

People to reply to this topic to death! Death Note anime characters cute!

It's over nine thousand!

This is more than 9000!
 
AD 2101―
War has begun.
Captain: What happened?
Engineer: An unknown assailant has planted an explosive device!
Communication operator: Captain! We have received a transmission!
Captain: What?!
Communication operator: Incoming visual on the main screen.
Captain: I ... It's you!!
CATS: You seem busy, gentlemen.
CATS: With the help of the Federation Government forces, CATS has taken all of your bases.
CATS: Your ship is about to meet its doom as well.
Captain: It ... it can't be ...!
CATS: We are grateful for your cooperation.
CATS: Cherish these few remaining moments of your lives.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ha ...
Communication operator: Captain ...
Captain: I order you to launch all ZIG units!
Captain: We have no choice but to entrust to them ...
Captain: Our hopes for our future ...
Captain: We're counting on you, ZIG!


Announcement 2101 -
War started.
Captain: Something happened?
Engineer: The unknown attack person planted the explosive!
Communication operator: Captain! We received transmission!
Captain: What?!
Communication operator: The visual aids where the main screen comes entering.
Captain: I… It' s!!
Cat: While using is it seems the gentleman way.
Cat: With the help of government power of combination, the cat took your basis everything.
Cat: Your boat and meeting approximately is in destiny.
Captain: That…That can' As for t…Certain!
Cat: We appreciate jointly because of you.
Cat: Make these several remaining times of your life important.
Cat: Ha ha ha ha ha…
Communication operator: Captain…
Captain: I order that the unit of all zigzags is made to launch!
Captain: As for us the possession in order to entrust the selection which is not done to those…
Captain: Future our desires… because of us
Captain: We' Make your zigzag re-depending!
 
English: Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Engrish: Not going to give up absolute
Never tell you to go
Never going to run around and desert
You'll never cry
I'll Never say goodbye
Going to hurt you and never lie

English: This game is so addicting; I really need to stop.
Engrish: This game really need to stop the addiction.


English: Rick Astley lost the game, but Chuck Norris knows how to win the game.
Engrish: Rikkuasutori that knows how to win the game Chuck Norris lost the game.


English: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.
Engrish: I own a shirt, so sexy for my shirt to sexy for my shirt too sexy it hurts sexy.
 
Everybody loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete.

Everyone loves the runner of Homestar. He is the serious athlete.
 
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