Game: Engrish this.

"In one single moment your whole life can turn around."

Translated into German, then French, then Estonian, then Catalan, then Polish, then Hindi/Urdu, then Russian, then Vietnamese, then Mandarin, then Dutch, then Greek, then Swedish, then Turkish, then back to English. This is the result:

"If my life."
 
English: My peer decided to reset my connection, and now I'm sad.
Engrish: Maipia I reset the connection, it is decided to be sad

English:
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give, never gonna give
Never gonna give, never gonna give

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Engrish:
We are in love with strangers
You and I know the rules
I'm thinking what a complete commitment
Other men can not get from you
I want to tell you how I feel
You got to understand

Never give up your plan
Never tell you to go
Never going to run around and desert,
Is never going to cry
Never say goodbye, go
Going to hurt you and never lie

We know each other too long
It was a pain in your heart, and say when is too shy
Know what is going on both inside
We're going to play the game knows it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Please do not say that you too can see the blind

Never give up your plan
Never tell you to go
Never going to run around and desert,
Is never going to cry
Never say goodbye, go
Going to hurt you and never lie

Will give will never give
Will give will never give

We know each other too long
It was a pain in your heart, and say when is too shy
Know what is going on both inside
We're going to play the game knows it

I want to tell you how I feel
You got to understand

Never give up your plan
Never tell you to go
Never going to run around and desert,
Is never going to cry
Never say goodbye, go
Going to hurt you and never lie


English: Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, walking like a fool with your pants on the ground.
Engrish: Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, walking on the ground like a fool's pants.
 
Just a small town girl, living in a small town world. She took the midnight train going anywhere.

Exactly the girl of countryside which has lived in the world of countryside town town. She took the train of the midnight when it goes anywhere.
 
English: Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long.
Engrish: Street life, I want to ride all night long.

English: Can the Oilers get any worse?
Engrish: Could the Oilers worse?

English: My room = Organized Chaos
Engrish: Organized chaos in my room =

English: I was erect so I stuck it in my toaster and now it's stuck and I'm freaking out.
Engrish: So I said, is now stack in the stack toaster, I said that I'm losing my erection.

English: The Office is the best show ever.
Engrish: Is to show the highest office.

English: Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Engrish: I ate the whole bottle of sleeping pills Chuck Norris once. They made him blink.

English: Which is a better month, Smarch or Maypril?
Engrish: Last month is better, Smarch Maypril or What?

English: ralph pls go
Engrish: PLS breathing movement

English: And now some extra-curricular activity in the corner, and a fight breaks out!
Engrish: And extra-curricular activities and fighting broke out immediately in some corners!

English: Hit high, deep, going back, at the track, at the wall, gone!
Engrish: , Deep, high back, in full, the walls, were going to hit!

English: Pass caught at the five, breaks a tackle, into the end zone, touchdown!
Engrish: 5:00, caught the pass, travel to work in the end zone touchdown!

English: I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
Engrish: I'm going crazy train derailment.

English: What makes cheese spiffy?
Engrish: Cheese is fashionable or what?

English: Ellis dribbles behind the arc, seven seconds left on the shot clock, Ellis fakes to Curry, sets, takes a three, good!
Engrish: Erisuaku, dribbling after seven seconds left of the shot clock, set to fake Calais Ellis, 3, a good time!

English: Anderson steps on the rubber, payoff pitch to Jeter coming. Anderson winds, throws, ring him up, strike three!
Engrish: Anderson rubber step is the payoff pitch to Jeter to come. Wind Anderson, throwing his ring, strike three!

English: The sheep said moo.
Engrish: Moo said the sheep.

English: Shine on, shine on benevolent sun.
Engrish: Polishing, soft rays of the sun.

English: McLaren knocks the puck out of the zone, and he checks Carkner back into the Ottawa bench.
Engrish: McLaren is to knock out a pack of the zone, his checks Carkner Ottawa back on the bench.

English:
Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin' anywhere

Just a city boy
Born and raised in south Detroit
He took the midnight train goin' anywhere

A singer in a smoky room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people
Living just to find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the night

Working hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice just one more time

Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people
Living just to find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the night

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people

Don't stop believin'
Hold on
Streetlight people

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people

Engrish:
Just a small town girl
Living in a lonely world
She was midnight train anywhere

City boy just
Born and raised in south Detroit
He took midnight train anywhere

Smoke in a room like a singer
Smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It rolled over on a drawn-out

Strangers waiting
The opening, down the street
Find yourself in the evening shadows
Streetlight people people
Living just to find emotion
Hidden somewhere in the night

I work to get the input is difficult
Everybody wants a thrill
Time, one to roll the dice pay no more than one

Some you win, you lose some
Was born to sing some blues
Oh, this movie never ends
It rolled over on a drawn-out

Strangers waiting
The opening, down the street
Find yourself in the evening shadows
Streetlight people people
Living just to find emotion
Hidden somewhere in the night

Please Do not Stop Believing
Hold on emotions
Streetlight people people

Please Do not Stop Believing
Hold on
Streetlight people people

Please Do not Stop Believing
Hold on emotions
Streetlight people people

English:
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Anyway you want it

She loves to laugh
She loves to sing
She does everything
She loves to move
She loves to groove
She loves the lovin' things

Oh, all night
All night
Oh, every night
So hold tight
Hold tight
Oh baby hold tight

(Oh she said) any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

I was alone
I never knew
What good love could do
Then we touched
Then we sang
About the lovin' things

Oh, all night
All night
Oh, every night
So hold tight
Hold tight
Oh baby hold tight
Oh, baby, baby hold tight

(Oh she said) anyway you want it
That's the way you need it

Engrish:
Any way it
That's how you need
Either way, it

She loves to laugh
She loves to sing
She will do all
She loves to move
She loves to groove
She loves to love

Oh, all night
All night
Oh, every night
To maintain very tight
Hold tight
Oh baby hold tight

(Her e) even if he likes it
That's how you need
Any way it
That's how you need
Any way it

I alone
I did not know
What I like better
Then we touch
Then we sang
About love

Oh, all night
All night
Oh, every night
To maintain very tight
Hold tight
Oh baby hold tight
Oh, baby, baby hold tight

(Her e) and anyway, it
That's how you need

 
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: Main screen turn on.
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Captain: For great justice.

Millwright: Someone the bomb set up us.
Operator: The main screen is attached.
Cat: Your basis belongs to us entirely, it is.
Cat: Your time which makes the chance which continues the possession is not done.
Captain: Because of large justice.
 
English
(I'll get you, Pokémon!)

Even if in fire, in water, in grass, in forests
In ground, in clouds, in that girl's skirt (eek!)

It's very, very,
Very, very difficult but
I'm sure I'll get you!
I'll get you, Pokémon!

Farewell, bye-bye, Pallet Town
I'm leaving on a journey with him (Pikachu!)
Racking up wins with the moves we've trained
Making friends, and then off to the next city

Always and forever doing well
Though there's no guarantee of that... (That's true!)
Forever and always, I'll live true
Because they're here

Even if in fire, in water, in grass, in forests
In ground, in clouds, in that girl's skirt (You're persistent!)

It's very, very,
Very, very difficult but
I'm sure I'll get you!
I'll get you, Pokémon!

Tired from battling, good night, good night
If I close my eyes, I'll revive (Pikachu?)
Flames burn, winds blow
That battle gives a roar

An enemy yesterday is a friend today
Though there is such an old saying... (What do you mean by "old"?!)
A friend today is also a friend tomorrow
Yeah, and for all eternity

Ah! I long to be a Pokémon master
I want to be, I have to be
I know I'll be one!

Dreams will someday become reality
Though someone sang that...
Like a bud that will someday bloom
My dream will come true

Always and forever doing well
Though there's no guarantee of that... (That's true!)
Forever and always, I'll live true
Because they're here

Ah! I long to be a Pokémon master
I want to be, I have to be
I know I'll be one!

Ah! I long to be a Pokémon master
I want to be, I have to be
I know I'll be one!

Engrish
(I'll get Pokemon!)

Even fire in the water, in the grass, in forests
The ground, the clouds, while the girl's skirt (eek!)

It is very, very
Very, very difficult
I think I get you!
I do a Pokemon!

Bye, Bye, Palette Town
I have traveled with him (I still Pikachu!)
We victories racking movement of trained and
Log off, to the next city to become a friend

Always successful forever
But there is no guarantee of ... (that is, it's true!)
Forever and always, I have a real live
So that here

Even fire in the water, in the grass, in forests
Ground is in the clouds high school girl's skirt (and stubborn!)

It is very, very
Very, very difficult
I think I get you!
I do a Pokemon!

Good night, good night tired from the battle
If I closed my eyes, I (Pikachu?) I revive
Fire, wind blow, burn
Battle gives roar

Yesterday is today's enemy a friend
But like in that old saying ... (what if "and I mean, old"?!)
Tomorrow a friend is a friend today
Yes, forever

Ah I long to Pokemonmasuta
If you want me, I need to
I was one likely to!

Someday the dream becomes a reality
But someone is singing ...
Such as the buds to bloom sometime.
To achieve my dream

Always successful forever
But there is no guarantee of ... (that is, it's true!)
Forever and always, I have a real live
So that here

Ah I long to Pokemonmasuta
If you want me, I need to
I was one likely to!

Ah I long to Pokemonmasuta
If you want me, I need to
I was one likely to!
 
English: I evolved it into Butterfree.
Engrish: I evolved into Butterfree.

English: Brothers and sisters, good morning. I am here to spread the good word of our Lord, Drew Brees, and the asses he will kick come February 7th. Armageddon for Indianapolis!
Engrish:Brothers and sisters, good morning. Here our Lord, Doryuburizu, February 7th Kick He is good to spread the word donkey coming days. Armageddon in Indianapolis!

English:
Say your prayers little one
Don't forget my son
To include everyone

I tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
'Til the sandman he comes

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land

Something's wrong, shut the light
Heavy thoughts tonight
And they aren't of Snow White

Dreams of war, dreams of liars
Dreams of dragon's fire
And of things that will bite, yeah

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land

Now I lay me down to sleep
Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
Pray the lord my soul to keep

If I die before I wake
If I die before I wake
Pray the lord my soul to take
Pray the lord my soul to take

Hush little baby don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beasts under your bed
In your closet in your head

Exit light
Enter night
Grain of sand

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land

Boo! Yeah yeah!

We're off to never-never land
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
Take my hand

We're off to never-never land
We're off to never-never land
We're off to never-never land

Engrish:
What do most of your prayers shout
Please do not forget my son
To include everyone,

I tuck in a warm
Please freed from your sins
'Will to stay awake till

Sleep with one eye open
Attract a pillow tight

Exit light
Enter 1
Please give my hand
We're off to never land

Something wrong, shut down the light
Impressions heavy tonight
And they are Snow White

Dreams of war, dreams of lies
Fire dragon dream
Is the take your bite

Sleep with one eye open
Attract a pillow tight

Exit light
Enter 1
Please give my hand
We're off to never land

I have now put me to sleep
I have now put me to sleep
Lord my soul to pray
Lord my soul to pray

Before, if you wake up, I die
Before, if you wake up, I die
Lord my soul to pray
Lord my soul to pray

Baby say words silence
You heard the noise and never mind
It is the beasts under your bed
In your closet in your head

Exit light
Enter 1
Sand grain

Exit light
Enter 1
Please give my hand
We're off to never land

Boo! Oh yeah!

We're off to never land
Please give my hand
We're off to never land
Please give my hand

We're off to never land
We're off to never land
We're off to never land

English:
Alright

We're scanning the scene in the city tonight
We're looking for you to start up a fight
There's an evil feeling in our brains
But it's nothing new, you know it drives us insane

Running, on our way
Hiding, you will pay
Dying, one thousand deaths
Running, on our way
Hiding, you will pay
Dying, one thousand deaths
Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy

There is no escape and that's for sure
This is the end, we won't take any more
Say goodbye to the world you live in
You have always been taking but now you're giving

Running, on our way
Hiding, you will pay
Dying, one thousand deaths
Running, on our way
Hiding, you will pay
Dying, one thousand deaths
Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy

Our brains are on fire with the feeling to kill
And it won't go away until our dreams are fulfilled
There is only one thing on our minds
Don't try running away, 'cause you're the one we will find

Running, on our way
Hiding, you will pay
Dying, one thousand deaths
Running, on our way
Hiding, you will pay
Dying, one thousand deaths
Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy

Engrish:
Safely

Tonight we are scanning the scene in the city
We are looking for you to start a fight
The bad blood in the brain of one
But that is nothing new, you know it drives insane Contact

We are running our way
Hiding, we will pay you
Dead, 1,000 deaths
We are running our way
Hiding, we will pay you
Dead, 1,000 deaths
Search
Seek and destroy
Search
Seek and destroy
Search
Seek and destroy
Search
Seek and destroy

Not be escaped, for sure
This is the end, we will not take longer
Say goodbye to the world you live in
Any time now that you are taken to give

We are running our way
Hiding, we will pay you
Dead, 1,000 deaths
We are running our way
Hiding, we will pay you
Dead, 1,000 deaths
Search
Seek and destroy
Search
Seek and destroy
Search
Seek and destroy
Search
Seek and destroy

Fire to kill the sense that our brains
Up to meet the dreams that we will not go away
Only one in our hearts
Do not try to run away, 'You have to find the cause of our

We are running our way
Hiding, we will pay you
Dead, 1,000 deaths
We are running our way
Hiding, we will pay you
Dead, 1,000 deaths
Search
Seek and destroy
Search
Seek and destroy
Search
Seek and destroy
Search
Seek and destroy

English: Uniju is a user at the Mario Wiki and operator in #mariowiki and #userpedia. Some people think he is cool.
Engrish: # Userpedia Uniju # mariowiki and Mario is a Wiki user and operator. Some people think it is cool.
 
English:Where there's smoke, they pinch back.
*translate through Ukranian in Google Translator*
Engrish:Where there is smoke, they pryschypuvaty.

"pryschpuvaty". What is that supposed to mean?
 
Lol.

I decided to take that a step further.

English: Where there is smoke, they pryschypuvaty.
Engrish: Smoke where they are pryschypuvaty.
Ukranian: Smoke, where they pryschypuvaty.

Pryschypuvaty sounds like smoking some sort of drug.

English: You've gotta pick the rings back up, man!
Engrish: When you back up, the man choose the ring tea!

English: Stop using equilibrium and do something useful, like homework.
Engrish: Stop and do something useful such as using a balanced homework.


English: To be, or not to be, that is the question.
Engrish: I can not or, to the problem is that it is.

English: Shot deflected up and around the glass. Nabokov passes to Murray and he'll bring it out. Down to seven minutes left here in the first period. Murray, lead pass for Boyle. Boyle now waits and gives to Pavelski. Pavelski's shot, he scores!

Engrish: A shot, we entered the glass around. I'll bring it to pass Nabokofumare say. Now down to seven minutes left in the first period. Murray, Boyle's lead pass. Wait until boiling, Pavelski can. Pavelski's shot, sees him!

English: Why are some people obsessed with saying "I like eggs"?
Engrish: Why are some people that "I like eggs," says infatuation?
 
English

OK, guys, we gotta rap some Pokémon.
You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part.
Let's get it on!

I want to be the best
there ever was.
To beat all the rest, yeah,
that's my cause.

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran♂, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all,
Pokémon!

I'll search across the land,
look far and wide.
Release from my hand
the power that's inside.

Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck
Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres
Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff
Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all,
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon!

Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix
Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax
Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow
Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro

Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah!
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah!
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon! Ow!

Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea
Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell
Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew
Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu

At least 150 or more to see.
To be a Pokémon master is my destiny.

Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke
Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon
Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee
Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie

Woo! We're at the halfway point, doing great so far.
We? What's all this "we" stuff? I'm doing all the hard work!
Breaktime's over, here we go!

Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy
Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby
Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran♀
Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan

Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah!
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah!

Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill
Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey (Pokémon!)
Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong
Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon

At least 150 or more to see.
To be a Pokémon master is my destiny.

Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing
Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp
Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar
Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar

Whoa, catch your breath man. Shake out those lips.
It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go.
Now it gets tricky so listen real good!

Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine
Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos
Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone
Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom - We're almost home!

Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeow!
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huhh!
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon! (yeeaahh!!)

Charmeleon, Wartortle
Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl
Omanyte, Slowpoke
Pidgeot, Arbok - That's all, folks!

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all (oowww)
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all (oowww)
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all... Pokémon!

Engrish

[OK], and everybody got us wrapped some Pokemon.
The song just for you. I will take care of the hard part.
We begin with it!

I want to be the most
That was all.
Is, all the rest, to win yeah
It causes me.

Electrode Diglett, Nidoran ♂, key man
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

Catch 'Day, catch' Sun ',' all day, got caught
Pokemon!

I was among the land will be searched
We far and wide.
Release from my hand
Power consumption is internally.

Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck
Fushigisou, Better Beto, Victreebel, Fire
Nidokingu, Farfetch'd, Abra, purine
Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff

Catch 'Day, catch' Sun ',' all day, got caught
Got caught 'days, all Pokemon!

Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, onyx
Geodude, Rapidash, magneton, Kabigon
Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow
Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro

Got ',' every day catching all the Sun got caught yeah!
Got ',' every day catching all the Sun got caught yeah!
Got caught 'days, all Pokemon! Ow!

Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea
Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell
Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew
Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu

At least 150, or more information please see ...
To become Pokemonmasuta is my destiny.

Phu Dinh, Doduo, Venonat, Gorky
Kangaskhan, Sleeper, Electabuzz, Booster
Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee
Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie

Woo! We are at the midpoint, so great doing it.
We? What is all this "we" are you? I'm all the hard work!
Breaktime, go on here!

Metapod, Marowak, Cocoon, Pippi
Dodrio, Seadra, Rafflesia, Krabby
Beroringa, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran ♀
Machop, Sheruda, polygons, Hitmonchan

Got ',' every day catching all the Sun got caught yeah!
Got ',' every day catching all the Sun got caught yeah!

Freezer, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill
Ghost, Zenigame, Lucky (Pokemon!)
Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, dugong
Pidgeon, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon

At least 150, or more information please see ...
To become Pokemonmasuta is my destiny.

Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing
Dagutorio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp
Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar
Strike, Tentacool, Doragonbuba Hong Kong

Oops, you catch a breath man. These lips shake.
It is downhill from here, we just have 24 more days.
Now it gets real tricky what!

Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Kodak, Arcanine
Pokemon, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Sander
Mini Ryu, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone
Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom - we are almost home!

Got ',' catch-all day all yeow Sun got caught!
Got ',' catch-all day all huhh Sun got caught!
Got caught 'days, all Pokemon! (Yeeaahh!)

Charmeleon, Wartortle
Mewtwo, Doc jellyfish, Aerodactyl
Omanyte, Yadon
Pidgeot, Arbok - that is, it all people!

Catch 'Day, catch' Sun ',' Show All (oowww em) got caught
Got caught 'Day, All Pokemon
Catch 'Day, catch' Sun ',' Show All (oowww em) got caught
Got caught 'Day, All Pokemon
Catch 'Day, catch' Sun ',' got caught every day
Got 'catch all day ... Pokemon!
 
English: And it's time to begin another Engrish session!
Engrish: And it's time to start another session of English in Japan!

...:eekdance: THEY'RE ON TO US!

English: Weeaboos are so weird.
Engrish: Weeaboos it is odd.

English: Apparently Ugo is an elitist prick.
Engrish: Ugo is apparently elite prick.

English: You guys don't know how comical this is.
Engrish: This comic does not know how you.

English: Sweet, more time for me to defy logic and grammar!
Engrish: For me the sweet, more time to ignore logic and grammar!
 
I just now found this post.
SmartyGuy said:
"In one single moment your whole life can turn around."

Translated into German, then French, then Estonian, then Catalan, then Polish, then Hindi/Urdu, then Russian, then Vietnamese, then Mandarin, then Dutch, then Greek, then Swedish, then Turkish, then back to English. This is the result:

"If my life."
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The heck?
 
Mario is an awesome series. I love Wii but hate Xbox. Super Mario Wiki for the win, Xbox for the lose.

[mario] is the series of the just you are surprised. I love Wii, but Xbox is hated. Extreme [mario] Wiki for victory and Xbox for losing.

Literally. It put Mario in those square brackets.
 
I typed in Truth Be Told I miss you. Truth Be Told I'm Lying! and translated it to portugese and this is what happened when I translated back.


The truth is said that lack I it. The truth is said I' meeting of m!
 
English: Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Engrish: Your mother, and hamster, your father smelt of elderberries!
 
Bohemian Engrish


Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy (Poor boy)
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me, to me

As for this is there a substantial life? Is this exactly the imagination? Escaping from the actuality which is caught in the landslide it is not do to open in the sky to inspect your eye, see I' m the exactly poor boy (the poor boy) as for me I' which does not need resonance; Because; m easy you coming, the method Doesn' the wind which easy a little is high, goes a little lower blowing; To the problem of my really my t,
 
English: I like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
Engrish:J' like m' to incite to believe that the planet ground turns slowly
 
DR stop bumping old threads, it's annoying!

Old thread and it' The DR stop which throws; s be troubled!
 
Not old anymore!

Yo dawg, I heard you like dawgs dawg. So let's put a dawg in a dawg while you have a dawg dawg!

translate that!
 
unit4545 said:
Not old anymore!

Yo dawg, I heard you like dawgs dawg. So let's put a dawg in a dawg while you have a dawg dawg!

translate that!
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Not old man more! Dawg de Yo, j' heard that you like the dawg dawgs. Thus let' ; put S.A. a dawg in a dawg while you have a dawg dawg!
 
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