Roshambo Battle Royal - Game Thread - Round 6

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Headrest:
"Hey do you know who attacked us this round?"

Inquis:
"Actually Headrest we lost a card naturally, I used the binocs."

Headrest:
"Oh! Okay..."
 
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Graphite Guy:
AUUUGH! CURSES! CURSES! CURSES! How do I keep losing cards!? This is just ridiculous, someone MUST be cheating! There's no possible way!
 
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Can it, you big rock! I'm losing just as many cards, and you don't see me whining and making up conspiracies about it! Its called "losing gracefully". You should consider learning from my example.
 
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Can it, you big rock! I'm losing just as many cards, and you don't see me whining and making up conspiracies about it! Its called "losing gracefully". You should consider learning from my example.
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Graphite Guy:
Can it you! I GRAPHITE GUY! Will not be talked down to by some random girl!
 
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TryclydeFan1982: "Splendid! We played our cards right this round! We're slowly but surely getting the hang of this Roshambo stuff!"

MouserFan237: "i'll say, TryclydeFan. We shouldn't rest on our laurels, though. Not a single player has fallen yet, even with the loomin' threat of elimination by inactivity hangin' over the heads of some of 'em."

Koopthony Tortoitro: "MouserFan's right. We oughta keep our wits about us to prevent our cockiness from comin' back to bite us in the ample posterior."
 

Round 3 results​

Inactive players this round are shown in blue.
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ContestantsActionsRemaining cards
SparksS6
Waluigi TimeS5
Hooded PitohuiS5
SuperchaoR5
ShoeyR6
Boo1268N5
Fun With DespairS5
RevinP6
CloudwalkerR5
CocoPEliminated
RoseradeS6
ClawgripFan9001P6
GoombuigiP6
Yoshi the SSMRR3
Ninja SquidP6
Power FlotzoP4
BigBoom1946SEliminated
SalmancerR4
GBAP6
KoopaS6

Coco has been eliminated from the game for being inactive for two rounds.

BigBoom1946 has been eliminated from the game for being inactive for two rounds.​


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Rock paper Wizard:
"What a twist in events! Some of our contestants have fallen! I wonder what happened? I hope they didn't flake under the pressure? Roshambo sure is unforgiving..."

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Paige:
"Master, it seems the reason these players have been eliminated is because they were... inactive for too long."


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Rock paper Wizard:
"Oh... So that's what it is. It's too bad really. They seemed like such promising contenders. Well, Paige, would you please escort our new spectators out of the ring and into the stands? By the way, you seem a little happy for some reason."



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Paige:
"Oh, it's nothing..."




@Sparks @Waluigi Time @Hooded Pitohui @Superchao @Kong Rong @Boo1268 @Dr. Lyra Orpheus @Revin @Cloudwalker @Denny Hamlin @Roserade @Wallace Ulysses @Goombuigi @Yoshi the SSM @Nathan @Power Flotzo @BigBoom1946 @Salmancer @GBA @Koopa
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You have 2 days to submit your action to the host.
Actions will be locked at Adjusted Time
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Bindle: "Well, there goes those two rocks. My attack worked as this person did only 1 rock. However, I lost because someone used paper on me. And that attack was very weak to paper. So, keep in mind that when you are playing two of something, this is a risk vs. reward situation."
 
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TryclydeFan1982: "Seems like our first opponents have dropped out of the standings because of the cruel mistress that's inactivity after all. Fine with me, since it means less competition for us."

MouserFan237: "I'll say, TryclydeFan. Guess those folks had too much obligations in the Real World to be paying attention to the game. Not much use dwelling on 'em, though, since we oughta keep our own heads in the game."

Koopthony Tortoitro: "Dang straight. Let's keep playin' our cards right, and we should be set for another handful of days."
 

Round 4 results​

ContestantsActionsRemaining cards
SparksS5
Waluigi TimeS4
Hooded PitohuiS4
SuperchaoS4
ShoeyR6
Boo1268S4
Fun With DespairR5
RevinR6
CloudwalkerP4
RoseradeP5
ClawgripFan9001R6
GoombuigiS6
Yoshi the SSMB2
Ninja SquidR6
Power FlotzoP3
SalmancerSS4
GBAS5
KoopaR6


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Rock Paper Wizard:
"You know... this Rocky Road Ice Cream... It's not half bad... Could use a bit more rocks..."


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Actions will be locked at Adjusted Time ​

@Sparks @Waluigi Time @Hooded Pitohui @Superchao @Kong Rong @Boo1268 @Dr. Lyra Orpheus @Revin @Cloudwalker @Roserade @Wallace Ulysses @Goombuigi @Yoshi the SSM @Nathan @Power Flotzo @Salmancer @GBA @Koopa
 
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Headrest:
"Hey Inquis, we're not doing half bad!"

Inquis:
"Sheesh. You had to go ahead and jinx us, didn't you?!"
 
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TryclydeFan1982: "Great! We managed to survive another round! We're really getting the hang of this whole Roshambo schtick now!"

MouserFan237: "Sure looks like it. Like we said before, though; Don't let that get you too cocky, else Lady Luck might severely punish us down the line."

Koopthony Tortoitro: "MouserFan's right. I've been there plenty a time in the past as far as arrogance being punished is concerned."
 
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Bindle: "Down to only two cards left. And I had Binocs meaning that I couldn't get more cards with Net nor could use a Wild to help me out. However, this Binocs did get me valuable info that I will share with you. You see, I used it on Goombuigi. Someone who only lost a card on Round 3. And with having a way to get more cards with the net, it will be hard to beat Goombuigi. So be careful around your strategies involving him. I am telling you this since when I am eventually eliminated, this info will help you out. Speaking of elimination... Let's see how long I can last with my last two cards. And will I become the first person eliminated that wasn't by missing 2 submissions?"
 
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Graphite Guy:
Hold on one blasted moment! I never got MY Rocky Road Ice Cream! What a travesty! I must rectify this mistake!
*ahem* excuse me? Can I get a Rocky Road?
 
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Thanks for the strategy tips, Bindle.
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Graphite Guy:
You've GOT to be kidding! First my only good card is WASTED, now im down more cards! How do I keep losing like this!?
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That's why you shouldn't let Paige make your decisions for you. Though, by my calculations, I wouldn't say your Net was a waste. Its just a an incredibly inconsistent card in general. You did get a Scissors card when you were otherwise completely empty, and having all three card types available is a significant strategic advantage.
 

Round 5 results​

ContestantsActionsRemaining cards
SparksR5
Waluigi TimeSS4
Hooded PitohuiS4
SuperchaoP3
ShoeyR5
Boo1268R4
Fun With DespairP4
RevinP6
CloudwalkerP3
RoseradeR5
ClawgripFan9001P6
GoombuigiP6
Yoshi the SSMP2
Ninja SquidP6
Power FlotzoN2
SalmancerP4
GBARRR2
KoopaR5


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Graphite Guy:
You've GOT to be kidding! First my only good card is WASTED, now im down more cards! How do I keep losing like this!?
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Rock Paper Wizard:
"Oh! I'm sorry! Café Toad gave this to me. Was it meant for you? My bad!"


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"I don't really like eating the cone part so you can have that if you want... There! Now you've got a nice pointy hat for your already pointy head."

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@Sparks @Waluigi Time @Hooded Pitohui @Superchao @Kong Rong @Boo1268 @Dr. Lyra Orpheus @Revin @Cloudwalker @Roserade @Wallace Ulysses @Goombuigi @Yoshi the SSM @Nathan @Power Flotzo @Salmancer @GBA @Koopa
 
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What? Triple Rock is a legal play from someone who started the game with Binoculars? That shouldn't be possible. Unless... everyone's starting hands are asymmetrical!? I can't believe it! There's no way I, one of the top English students in my class, misread the rules. I'm reading them over again. I cannot possibly be this incorrect.
 
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TryclydeFan1982: "Well, that was anticlimactic. At least we didn't lose no cards this round."

MouserFan237: "My sentiments 'zactly."

Koopthony Tortoitro: "That makes three of us."
 
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What? Triple Rock is a legal play from someone who started the game with Binoculars? That shouldn't be possible. Unless... everyone's starting hands are asymmetrical!? I can't believe it! There's no way I, one of the top English students in my class, misread the rules. I'm reading them over again. I cannot possibly be this incorrect.
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Bindle: "To be fair, I started with 3 paper and a binocs. No. It isn't a secret. You can figure that out by looking under Yoshi the SSM and seeing what cards were played. Granted, I can no longer play triple paper since I lost two of them, but that was still a possibility for me at the beginning. Also, my defense worked. I mean... I guess technically no one could have attacked me. Would be interesting on who attacked who after the game is finished because at least, I can't figure it out. Too many possibilities as of right now."
 
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