Roshambo Battle Royal - Game Thread - Round 4

[Koopa]

Headrest:
"Hey do you know who attacked us this round?"

Inquis:
"Actually Headrest we lost a card naturally, I used the binocs."

Headrest:
"Oh! Okay..."

 

[Boo1268]

Graphite Guy:
AUUUGH! CURSES! CURSES! CURSES! How do I keep losing cards!? This is just ridiculous, someone MUST be cheating! There's no possible way!

 

[Salmancer]

Can it, you big rock! I'm losing just as many cards, and you don't see me whining and making up conspiracies about it! Its called "losing gracefully". You should consider learning from my example.

 

[Boo1268]

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Can it, you big rock! I'm losing just as many cards, and you don't see me whining and making up conspiracies about it! Its called "losing gracefully". You should consider learning from my example.

Graphite Guy:
Can it you! I GRAPHITE GUY! Will not be talked down to by some random girl!

 

[Wallace Ulysses]

TryclydeFan1982: "Splendid! We played our cards right this round! We're slowly but surely getting the hang of this Roshambo stuff!"

MouserFan237: "i'll say, TryclydeFan. We shouldn't rest on our laurels, though. Not a single player has fallen yet, even with the loomin' threat of elimination by inactivity hangin' over the heads of some of 'em."

Koopthony Tortoitro: "MouserFan's right. We oughta keep our wits about us to prevent our cockiness from comin' back to bite us in the ample posterior."

 

[Hint Toad]

Round 3 results​

Inactive players this round are shown in blue.
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Contestants	Actions	Remaining cards
Sparks	S	6
Waluigi Time	S	5
Hooded Pitohui	S	5
Superchao	R	5
Shoey	R	6
Boo1268	N	5
Fun With Despair	S	5
Revin	P	6
Cloudwalker	R	5
Coco	P	Eliminated
Roserade	S	6
ClawgripFan9001	P	6
Goombuigi	P	6
Yoshi the SSM	RR	3
Ninja Squid	P	6
Power Flotzo	P	4
BigBoom1946	S	Eliminated
Salmancer	R	4
GBA	P	6
Koopa	S	6

Coco has been eliminated from the game for being inactive for two rounds.

BigBoom1946 has been eliminated from the game for being inactive for two rounds.​

Rock paper Wizard:
"What a twist in events! Some of our contestants have fallen! I wonder what happened? I hope they didn't flake under the pressure? Roshambo sure is unforgiving..."

Paige:
"Master, it seems the reason these players have been eliminated is because they were... inactive for too long."

Rock paper Wizard:
"Oh... So that's what it is. It's too bad really. They seemed like such promising contenders. Well, Paige, would you please escort our new spectators out of the ring and into the stands? By the way, you seem a little happy for some reason."

Paige:
"Oh, it's nothing..."

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[Yoshi the SSM]

Bindle: "Well, there goes those two rocks. My attack worked as this person did only 1 rock. However, I lost because someone used paper on me. And that attack was very weak to paper. So, keep in mind that when you are playing two of something, this is a risk vs. reward situation."

 

[Wallace Ulysses]

TryclydeFan1982: "Seems like our first opponents have dropped out of the standings because of the cruel mistress that's inactivity after all. Fine with me, since it means less competition for us."

MouserFan237: "I'll say, TryclydeFan. Guess those folks had too much obligations in the Real World to be paying attention to the game. Not much use dwelling on 'em, though, since we oughta keep our own heads in the game."

Koopthony Tortoitro: "Dang straight. Let's keep playin' our cards right, and we should be set for another handful of days."