Awards Killing Game 2x2: Moon of Hope (Game Thread) - Night 1 - A Shattered Lunar Memory

[Lulu Azhal]

That's... definitely not what I planned for when I came here... This definitely is karma for taking someone else's mail...
Hm, if the moon couldn't contain him, then... yeah... we'll have to find another way...

 

[Dr. Tempest Ghouligrab]

What- what did I say?! Not only are the- the ghosts trying to sabotage the Grand Experiment, but one of Gadd's lackeys has turned on us already! You couldn't ask for a clearer picture of undead treachery and Gadd's incompetence!

Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I have no intention of getting caught up in some- some sick murder carnival! Mark my words, "King", you- you may have been able to breach that klutz's containment, but now you'll have to contend with a premier ghost hunter, so expect a short reign!

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Lee Chaolan​

Hmm, quite a predicament we find ourselves in here. It seems like there won't be time to open the wine after all!

Well, no matter. I came here to show off Violet Systems' latest development, and what better time than the present…

Lee Chaolan​

Introducing the Violet Suit: Paranormal Combat Prototype v0.05001. A slightly modified version of the original Violet Suit, this battle armour is well equipped to deal with any supernatural abilities… well, at least any preconceptions of what we thought those might be at the time. But with these new fancy Gaddgets, there's sure to be no ghoul too tough to handle, and I hope that this partnership will create a prosperous and lasting relationship between Violet Systems and Gadd Co.

Well… at least that's what I would say if I ever make it out of here and actually meet him… In any case, it's…

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ショウタイム！
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[Jackson B. Humorus]

For the first time! The Ghost Complex and Evershade Valley are seeing a Killing Game! Participation is mandatory and you've all already been enjoined in it. Congratulations!​

"Alright, now listen here, block boy! I didn't come all this way to some scientist's affair with a whole routine prepared to be stopped by some cubic asshole with a goofy crown, stupid cape, and an inflated ego and thrown into a fucking slasher film! I don't care whether you think your little speech and scythe-wielding minion are supposed to scare this funny guy! I will be performing for this audience, whether you like it or not!"

"Now, with that settled..."

"Us comedians aren't really known for intimidation, so I would wager my words had absolutely no effect and instead just pissed off the flying King Boo wannabe over there! Seeing as we're likely going to be putting each other six feet under in due time, anyone wanna be friends with a funny guy like me? Trick-or-treaters (@Boo1268), you two look promising. Think we could work together to survive this bloody ordeal? Team Undead? We could do great things together, us three."​

 

[Boo1268]

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"Alright, now listen here, block boy! I didn't come all this way to some scientist's affair with a whole routine prepared to be stopped by some cubic asshole with a goofy crown, stupid cape, and an inflated ego and thrown into a fucking slasher film! I don't care whether you think your little speech and scythe-wielding minion are supposed to scare this funny guy! I will be performing for this audience, whether you like it or not!"

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"Now, with that settled..."

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"Us comedians aren't really known for intimidation, so I would wager my words had absolutely no effect and instead just pissed off the flying King Boo wannabe over there! Seeing as we're likely going to be putting each other six feet under in due time, anyone wanna be friends with a funny guy like me? Trick-or-treaters (@Boo1268), you two look promising. Think we could work together to survive this bloody ordeal? Team Undead? We could do great things together, us three."​

Boo1268:
I do agree good sir! Perhaps this RAPSCALLION of a false ruler will think otherwise as to mess with us! So I say the more the Merryer!

 

[MoonAge]

Pfft, I've seen some wacky spirits over the years, but man! "Night of the Living Geometry Textbook Doodles, coming up at 11 on KYLN-TV!" Anyone got a giant tea saucer? I think I know what to do with a bloated sugar cube when I see one!

Look, no need to lose your heads just because you saw the moon "seemingly" shatter into a thousand pieces. As fellow paranormal aficionados, I'm sure you realize that what we're dealing with here is just a measly Class 1-J Illusionary Poltergeist. Has the offensive potential of a rubber screwdriver, and he tries to overcompensate for it by cloaking itself in a fake moon and busting it up for a flashy entrance. Showmanship, a rare quality these days, right? Unfortunately for him, though, I've got something in store that's gonna feel all too real...!

IODIZING....SALT SPLAAAAASH!!
[THIS IS ONE OF REIGEN'S SPECIAL MOVES, WHERE HE RELENTLESSLY AS-SALTS THE TARGET WITH TABLE SALT!]​

...Oh! S-so he's still...floating there!

HA! So this target may prove to be something of a challenge after all! Fine by me! Haunt easy tonight, Your Majesty, for when we meet again, I'll have a new batch of salt more purified than ever before! As for the rest of you, don't let this declaration of a so-called "Killing Game" send you running for the hills. Remember what we've assembled for! For the right pr-er, with your help, it would be an honor to work with such distinguished colleagues to exorcise this foe in the name of parapsychological progress!

(Better finish up those exams fast, Mob, ol' pal...)

 

[Revin]

Zzzzz.... Bwuh...?! HUH?!

HEY! WHAT'S ALL THAT RACKET!? CAN'T A GUY NAP IN THE KITCHEN IN PEACE 'ROUND HERE?!

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Oh yeah. We'll be back with more later. Have fun without that blasted lunar eyesore in the sky!​

............Urk...!

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...Geh heh heh heh heh heh...

GAH HA HA HA HA HA!
Well, well, well. Look who's back. Didn't get enough of a beatin' last time, huh? Here for revenge against the great Luke Atmey, are ya? Too bad, punk. I know it's been about 8 years since we last faced off, but have you forgotten that I know your weakness? The only mystery anyone in this mansion will be solving is how many sugar cube granules you shatter into once I've beat the crap outta ya.

Don't worry, my fellow investigators. Especially you, salt guy. In case ya didn't know, this ain't my first rodeo. This whole killing game thing will be over before it starts. I'll be takin' care of this guy real quick, and then we'll get back to whatever that thing we were supposed to be doing here.

 

[Lash]

Yeeeah, The Lash doesn't know what's going on, but it sounds like we're stuck in some freaky paranormal ritual where we beat the shit outta each other? Cuz if that's the case, I kinda do that routinely and voluntarily. This is child's play for god's gift to combat, baby.

Now, that being said, I don't take kindly to being bossed around by some floating polygon in a cape. They don't have orthodontists in that paranormal dimension, King Overbite? Lucky for all you poindexters, The Lash is nothing if not a team player - the only way I'm killing anyone is if they drop dead trying to comprehend my raw virility. Or yunno, if you deserve it.

The moon? Don't need it. That stupid hunk of rock was guilty of flying higher than The Lash. It's like Icarus; that's why they call it a waxing moon. You'd know that if you read a book that's not about ghosts or anomalies or whatever.

Anyway...if one of you dorks decides you wanna be a winner, come find me. I'll let you soak in my glory, and you'll get a front row seat to me punching that blockhead's oversized teeth down his nonexistent throat.