Things to never say to a Police Officer

[WarioLoaf]

What? Speed limit of 50mph?
Yeah sure, for each passenger! And I´ve got two of them!


(PLEASE, is isn't spam, the other games i made up didn't go too well.)

 

[Xzelion]

Tell the officer, BITE ME!

Never fake a heart attack.

Shouldn't you be chomping donuts?

I'm friends with Warioloaf (kidding :P)

Have you gained weight?

Do i smell dounts?

 

[Guiliant]

Tell the officer: "What color is your underware? And if it is white, can i sniff them?"

LOL XD

 

[Xzelion]

Tell the officer: "What color is your underware? And if it is white, can i sniff them?"

LOL XD

 

[Sir Grodus]

"And I say you're under the influence... of being a jerk!"

 

[Dry Bones]

Your mom can drive slower that you. YOUR MOM!
LOL

 

[Dry Bones]

That's the officer was talking for mine.

 

[Max2]

"Duh... I jus' ae DupidiT Pihlz... DDDDUUURRRR!!!

 

[ultimatetoad]

Hell, if you say anything to a police officer nowadays, they are legally allowed to bludgeon you to death...

 

[Xzelion]

Hell, if you say anything to a police officer nowadays, they are legally allowed to bludgeon you to death...

OH NO!!!!

 

[WarioLoaf]

Is a police officer was on this Forum "I spammed in off topic :|"

 

[yoshster]

out of the blue boy lol

 

[Phoenix Rider]

#1: Officer: Gee, son, your eyes look red, have you been drinking?

You: Gee, officer, your mouth looks white, you been eating donuts?

#2: I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!

#3: Hey, thanks, that last officer only gave me a warning, too!

#4: Can I at least say good-bye to the dead guy in my trunk?