Things to never say to a Police Officer

WarioLoaf

Wild Cherry Pepsi ! Thats what I Want !
Banned User
What? Speed limit of 50mph?
Yeah sure, for each passenger! And I´ve got two of them!


(PLEASE, is isn't spam, the other games i made up didn't go too well.)
 

Xzelion

Join us in the shadows where we stand vigilant...
Retired Wiki Staff
Tell the officer, BITE ME!

Never fake a heart attack.

Shouldn't you be chomping donuts?

I'm friends with Warioloaf (kidding :P)

Have you gained weight?

Do i smell dounts?
 

Guiliant

Shine Sprite
Tell the officer: "What color is your underware? And if it is white, can i sniff them?"

LOL XD
 

Xzelion

Join us in the shadows where we stand vigilant...
Retired Wiki Staff
isyou said:
Tell the officer: "What color is your underware? And if it is white, can i sniff them?"

LOL XD
:lol: :lol:
 

Max2

King Bowser
"Duh... I jus' ae DupidiT Pihlz... DDDDUUURRRR!!!
 
Hell, if you say anything to a police officer nowadays, they are legally allowed to bludgeon you to death...
 

Xzelion

Join us in the shadows where we stand vigilant...
Retired Wiki Staff
ultimatetoad said:
Hell, if you say anything to a police officer nowadays, they are legally allowed to bludgeon you to death...
OH NO!!!!
 

WarioLoaf

Wild Cherry Pepsi ! Thats what I Want !
Banned User
Is a police officer was on this Forum "I spammed in off topic :|"
 

Phoenix Rider

Luma
Retired Wiki Staff
#1: Officer: Gee, son, your eyes look red, have you been drinking?

You: Gee, officer, your mouth looks white, you been eating donuts?

#2: I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!

#3: Hey, thanks, that last officer only gave me a warning, too!

#4: Can I at least say good-bye to the dead guy in my trunk?
 

PeteyPiranhaLover

Why does Petey Piranha got to have haters?
Here's something a "cop" should never say when his car hits something:
"Someone call the cops!'
Chief Wiggum said this in "The Simpsons Hit & Run".
This is actually quite ironic because he is a cop.
He's just really dumb.
 
"I'm not a criminal, but I play one on TV"
 
"Oh, come on! You're just gonna arrest me? No nightstick? No tazer? You'll never be on COPS with that wimpy attitude!"

"Please don't check the trunk!"

(pointing to the tree you just crashed into) "You're gonna give me a breathalyzer test, but not that guy?!"
 

yoshster

Whomp
Waluigi Freak 99 said:
(pointing to the tree you just crashed into) "You're gonna give me a breathalyzer test, but not that guy?!"
good one lol
 

YellowYoshi398

King Bowser
Retired Wiki Staff
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled
down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem,
Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am
pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.
What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that
drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,
"Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart alleck when he's drunk."
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get
far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled
voice said, "Are we over the border yet?
 

3Dejong

THIS PERSONAL TEXT IS SILLY!
ultimatetoad said:
Hell, if you say anything to a police officer nowadays, they are legally allowed to bludgeon you to death...
My respect for UltimateToad went down 24578927489%.
 
YellowYoshi398 said:
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled
down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem,
Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am
pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.
What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that
drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,
"Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart alleck when he's drunk."
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get
far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled
voice said, "Are we over the border yet?
You win....
 
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