Random Guesses, Estimations, and Just plain old Lies.

Captain Galaxy

Here's a game that's extremely simple but can lead to funny results.

The first user asks a question, and the next user comes up with a reasonable sounding answer. You have to come up with an answer on the spot, no looking anything up. Also try not to ask to many questions that could be answered with a single yes or no.


User 1: How High can Mario Jump?

User 2: About 30 feet, if he stretches first.

What's in my pocket?

User 3: A Lego key-chain and a bit of lint.

How do I get to Sesame Street?
Turn right on Pistachio Avenue, then a left at Burger Road. After that, enter the Tomato Roundabout and take the third exit towards Bun Boulevard. Sesame Street should be after the third Stop Sign from the right.

What do Goombas taste like?
Mushrooms with a touch of chicken and maybe a bit of spiciness to it.

How many flips can Mario do?
For every mushroom he collects, that's lunch every hour.

Where do the enemies go when Kirby inhales them?
I say no, depending on how many Puyo Puyo players there are.

What are inside of Pokeballs?
Unfortunately, due to childhood trauma, Mario cannot drink lemonade.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Solid Snake, Dora the Explorer, Caillou, Bon Jovi, Gene Simmons, Sephiroth, Peachette, Wolverine, Scrooge McDuck, Ronald McDonald, GRIMACE, Mickey Mouse, and maybe Mario if you get lucky.

Why are there polar bears in Québec?