bad wishes are not necessarily bad

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, later a better way of communication is invented.

I wish that my mobile phone was broken.

 

[Chair]

granted, you buy a better one next because of it

I wish I had nothing to eat

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, you soon got used to it and can survive forever without eating.

I wish that I cannot swim.

 

[Chair]

u forgot ur wish and also lul thats not physically possible

I wish my door broke

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, later your dad installed a better door.

I wish that the policeman died.

 

[Chair]

Granted, turns out the police were the people that was leading into other people to become criminals, so now there's no more violence.

I wish my leg broke

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, later your dad bought a wheelchair that can move faster than humans.

I wish that my dad's car is slower than my wheelchair.

 

[Chair]

granted, your wheelchair has the same powers as mine and your dad's car is an inch slower

I wish I would take a shower with beetles

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, the beetles do not harm you and like you!

I want beetles to be bigger.