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A rather skeptical looking Italian plumber cladded in red wearing a sentient red fisherman's cap that also bares the look of skepticism with it's bulbous unblinking eyes, the location in which this Italian plumber currently resides in is unknown but it is assumed that he is standing in the middle of an white room with a darkened wall behind him. The light casts a drop shadow upon the wall to his right implying that this room has a source of lighting somewhere presumably from a lighting fixture or sunlight casted through a window?
 
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A cat like thing that looks like a fox made out of pink and orange with some weird dots, It has it's fur sticking outwards out the bottom, it also has orange hair and orange ears and green eyes.
 
The Cheeto dust monster

A strange, golem-like creature that appears to bare an intense grudge towards an unknown off-screen entity as indicated by the malice in it's eyes and clenched teeth. The rugged texture of the golem's skin seems to resemble that of the surface of mars, it appears to be standing in the middle of some kind of vast desert judging by the scenery behind it.
 
A cat or a creature that resembles one with a pink color scheme with some orange spots, despite appearing to have fur, the creature has a small haircut that is going both ways, they have freckles and dimples and whiskers on both sides of their head, they are making a smile and have green eyes
 
A rather peculiar pink feline that appears to be dressed in the garbs of that of a witch, said feline is perched on a levitating broomstick and is holding what appears to be a coffee mug. A blue featureless void with what appears to be a cropped-off logo lurks behind in the distance.
 
a creature made of rubber bands such that it has black shoes, a largely orange body, blue stripes across its waist, back, and arms, and head, and a black hat. there are two white horizontal objects which i cannot identify to its right and it is standing on a red stage with a gold outline and being watched by an audience of goombas against a backdrop that looks like a chocolate bar.
 
this, lady and gentlemen, is a pony, or a unicorn, seeing the horn on its forehead. Its fur has the color white, and its hair has the colors pink and purple, which are considered "girly" colors by preschoolers. It seems to have happiness, which is an expression we humans express when we feel pride, satisfaction, or when something good occurs. It also seems to have a mark on its rear end, which could be a birthmark or a tattoo.
 
A man wearing mostly green with an L on his cap with a brim, he also wears blue overalls with yellow buttons and white gloves, he has a large round nose with two dotted eyes and a Brown mustache made of multiple half circles, both of his hands are open to the full extent, as if to clap
 
The avatar in question is a photograph of an orange-clad furry feline curiously gazing at the viewer. However, a cartoon facial expression that uses the Cal-Arts style is super-imposed on the photograph, obscuring the photographed cat's details. The hair is derived from human origin, where it reaches down the cat's long, white whiskers, and it is pink in color, which is likely a dye since pink hair cannot occur naturally. The eyes give a bored expression, with eyebrows covering half of the eyes, and the eyes are elliptically shaped with large black pupils. The nose is represented by a black ellipse, and the face is finally completed with two pink blush marks on the side, with a small, mouth making an unamused facial expression. The cat is also wearing a black, pointed hat on its head in the style of a stereotypical witch's attire, and it is brimmed with a white ribbon at the base of the cone of the pointed hat.
 
The avatar is a 2D drawing of a girl, stylized after anime, which is a Japanese artstyle that came from Japan. Her defining qualities are her rather disproportionately large red eyes with gigantic pupils, which are a common style in anime. It is contrasted by a very small nose, represented by only a dot, and a smug, simple line which represents her smiling mouth. Directly underneath her eyes are subtle reddish blush marks, which mark her innocence and emphasize endearment. She has thick eyelashes to mark her femininity, and her eyebrows are pencil thin. The girl has sleek black hair, and she has a distinct, red dye of some strands on her left portion of her head. She is adorned with jewlery, which includes a small yellow, circular earring and wears a necklace adorned with pearl-like ornaments. On her right portion of her head, she is decorated with red and yellow marigold-like flowers as well as a black ribbon and more jewelry, including a light purple veil-like clothing. The setting her image is drawn uses warm colors in either late afternoon or early morning as indicated by the direction of the light source, that being on the upper-right hand portion of the avatar. However, the scene is flourished with purple mixing in with the light source, which is to indicate her warmth and welcoming demeanor, as well as exemplifying her overall beauty.
 
A person with the appeaance of a baby, they appear rather small and have dots for eyes and a roundish nose, they wear clothes of brown and gold, wearing a hat that resembles one of a pilot and another triangular hat that is known to make appearance at birthday party, indicating they are celebrating something and thus decided to wear two hats
 
A girl drawn in an anime-style with the indications that she has also been drawn slightly chibi as well. She has brown hair that extends slightly past her shoulders, a green top, and either a grey skirt or brown trousers. Over her top, she wears a lighter-green plaid apron, which she is holding down with her hands because it's flowing in the breeze and she doesn't want it to just flow up and out of control.
 
The rather oddity of a sentient vehicle, their face is mostly grey with eyebrows despite a train has no use of them, they have black eyes and chubby cheeks from a rather large smile
 
A cool looking version of the character Arthur Read, the titular character of the popular PBS Kids program Arthur, based on the book series of the same name, striking a pose with some subtitles at the bottom that I cannot read.
 
The avatar in question depicts an anthropomorphized locomotive character with a light gray face. The expression worn by said face is smiling and, at first glance, seems friendly, warm, and inviting. These positive features however are juxtaposed to a rigid, seemingly plastic-like texture which seems to have been molded into that shape instead of having naturally transitioned into it from a resting position. The whole face, in fact, looks like a mask; permanently frozen into its shape and unable to change. This may very well be a subtle reference to the role that smiles have in our society: Once an expression of happiness, their meaning has shifted into a symbol of societal oppression. We as humans are expected to smile and feign contentedness lest we be labeled defective and become social outcasts. And so we soldier on, wearing our plasticine faces to hide the fiery turmoil of sorrow, anger, and shame boiling in our engines.

This subject is further explored if we observe the rest of the image. It depicts a train, a symbol of progress at face value, but hiding a more sinister narrative beneath. A train is defined by the bond it shares with the track it resides upon. The track enables the train to move and enhances its mechanical speed through guidance of steel. It makes the train quicker and more efficient, qualities we humans value in our means of transport. But the very qualities focused by the track are also what binds the train into servitude. A train can only go where the track allows it. It only moves when humans demand it. Its very existence is bought by how useful it is to its betters. A train cannot exist without a purpose. Without a purpose, it is banished from the track and decays.

As it is often the case in history, this cycle of exploitation is made possible through obfuscation, deceit, and the control of knowledge. This is symbolized by how the train depicted is a steam engine, an outdated build of locomotive made largely obsolete by the advent of electrical engines. The regressive level of technology here is synonymous with how archaic information is used to keep those on the lower echelons of society in check. Through misinformation and a misguiding appeal to adhere to the status quo, the system is perpetuated. Fake progress on a pre-made track is lauded while true evolution of the self is discouraged. We are made to be steam engines because that's what we are needed to be. Be ignorant, be efficient, be happy.

While the picture painted here seems overpoweringly bleak, I do believe it leaves us on a hopeful note. A prominent feature of the image is a light fixture in the foreground. It faces the viewer boldly, as if to illuminate the darkness implied at the point of view. It dares us to ask "Why?" and compels us to seek the truth through wisdom and alertness. Will the light cast forward be enough to heal our spirits and lead us into a bright future? We may soon know the answer.
 
The box art of famous game Super Mario 64, cropped into a circle, it displays computer models that have becomed dated, Mario himself is flying and you can barely see the logo and Princess Peach's castle
 
It is a woman wearing a wide-brimmed hat that comes part of her eyes in shadow. She has dark-green hair and pasty white skin. Her outfit is entirely black with shoulder spikes and accentuates her, well, her you-know-whats. She is carrying some form of weapon over her shoulder and has a sash across her torso.
 
it is a train, looking much friendly but it's actually really dangerous, it has traveled across miles, working as an assassin to help other people out, and that's why we call it "a really usesful engine".
 
A rather intimidating starfish with arched Z-shaped eyebrows glares with malice as it's eyes illuminates a piercing red glow to strike fear into the hearts of it's enemies.
 
Mario celebrating the upcoming halloween, dressed with a cape just like a vampire, has a pumpkin around his head, and it even looks like he's already in a Halloween celebration
 
patrick star, a starfish, is seen in this picture, trying to catch his best friend spongebob squarepants, a sponge who works at the krusty krab restaurant run by Mr Eugene Krabs, a crab. The image has become an internet meme, and glowing eyes were added to the image to make it look more "memey", a term used by people on the internet, which is supposed to be funny in a way.
 
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