Best Lines in Video Games

[Mcmadness]

Can't believe I forgot this masterpiece.

 

[Glowsquid]

"I love your speech there, especially with the bitch-ass stuff. Very good, very enlighening."

 

[Flygon64]

Conveience stores are open 24 hours all year long! No one can stop the power of the convenience store! You hear me?! NO ONE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! * ahem * Sorry about that. I get carried away sometimes

Some random NPC in-front of the Uptown Springdale Everymart in yo-kai watch 1

 

[BronzeHeart92]

I AM NOT A MORON!

Wheatley from Portal 2

 

[Mcmadness]

 

[Xiahou Ba]

bump but sis and I became Dynasty Warriors fans and you can't have a thread like this without mention of the legendarily terrible Dynasty Warriors 3 voice acting.

FEEL THE POWER OF MY MAAAAAAGIC!

YOU FLAMING IDIOTS!!!

 

[Sally Acorn (Pre-Genesis)]

"You want S.T.A.R.S.? I'll give you S.T.A.R.S.!"-Jill Valentine, Resident Evil 3: Nemesis

There was another line of hers that was more badass I wanted to use but I can't find it on Wikiquote.

 

[FoxMeadow]

I'll have two number nines...

 

[Fizzle]

Notably more from the Kirby; Right Back At Ya anime (and my favorite and best impersonation from one of the dubs):
"IF YA WANNA HELP ME HAND ME ANOTHA BAG OF THEM CHIPS"
-Dedede

 

[Sleeping Chaser]

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

www.youtube.com

 

[Xiahou Ba]

"People die eventually, no matter what they do. I want to do whatever I can, while I can still do it." -Guo Huai, Warriors Orochi 3

 

[Idontknow1931]

Kind of self-explanatory. What were the funniest, derpiest or quirkiest lines you ever heard video game characters say?
Here's the obvious number one of all time:

The Keymaster - Versus mode has been delayed, but it's in the works!
The Keymaster - Yea... It's still delayed.
Scratch - I blame RobTop.
The Keymaster - Who else could we blame? We're not even real.
Scratch - Speak for yourself I'm real!
The Keymaster - Yea, a real pain in the...
Scratch - You're just mad because you don't have a shop.
The Keymaster - You have a shop?
Scratch - I HAVE SAID TOO MUCH! QUICKLY TO THE CHOPPER!
The Keymaster - You don't have a chop...
Scratch (In chopper) - ...
The Keymaster - .....

Geometry Dash

 

[Power Flotzo]

"I do not have enough middle fingers to respond to that."
-Mika, Xenoblade Chronicles X

 

[LuigiFan24]

"Thank you all for coming, especially you...my beloved!" Bowser to Peach in Super Mario Bros. Wonder.