MSTing:Horrible Smash Bros Crossover.

[LuigiIsMe]

What IS an MST?

 

[SmartGuy]

What IS an MST?

The word MST itself is an acronym of "Mystery Science Theatre".

the definition of MSTing something is taking (a) bad fictional work(s) and pointing out the flaws with sarcastic comments designed to be funny.

Mystery Science Theatre is a show about 3 guys who are forced to sit through lame movies and cartoons and they do this as they watch them.

 

[Aiko Heiwa]

MSTing:Horrible Zero Wing fanfic

Here
Pretty shitty. Also, the first MST I've ever done

I don't know what I'm thinking writing this,But what the hell,here goes.

The beginning.

(Crappy engrish included!)

You speak good English? I think you must use good in fanfics.

Sawn ran down the walkway,his ZIG fighter in sight. The captain's voice boomed across the intercoms:Take off every ZIG!!

He stopped at his fighter and jumped in,the cockpit shutting after such.

He magically opened up the cockpit without doing anything.

He took a look at the other ZIGs readying for takeoff,and snapped on his helmet.

The screen in his cockpit blinked to life,and displayed his order. Survive.

The captain began speaking agian:You know what you doing! MOVE ZIG!

The shields on the ZIGs began charging as a great explosion rocked the ship.

The shields are designed to charge during the explosions that will destroy them.

Klaxon alarms blared and the comuterized voice howled across the ship:Core imminent breach inner,evacuate!!!!

What's a comuter? Can it play Doom? Anything can play Doom these days.

[quote[He,unlike the 9 other pilots,manualy killed the shield charger,and zoomed out of the bay,knowing that he may not survive.[/quote]
Because you can't automatically kill something.

Back on the bridge...

Mechanic:Zig bay destroyed! Captian:NO!! Officer:One ZIG survived have they!!

The Officer sounds like Yoda.

Captain:Be they luck...ZIG! GO! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

The blast soon engulfed the bridge,the last images on the screenswere those of the lone ZIG pilot,

The Zig left the bay. It never said anything about a bridge!

zooming away from the firey fate that was it's mother ship...

An explosion rocked the ship. Not destroyed.

 

[ScarecrowPerson]

Re: MSTing:Horrible Zero Wing fanfic

I'm pretty sure that's intentionally horrible.

 

[LuigiIsMe]

Re: MSTing:Horrible Zero Wing fanfic

I thought it would have something to do with AYBABTU.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

What IS an MST?

The word MST itself is an acronym of "Mystery Science Theatre".

the definition of MSTing something is taking (a) bad fictional work(s) and pointing out the flaws with sarcastic comments designed to be funny.

Mystery Science Theatre is a show about 3 guys who are forced to sit through lame movies and cartoons and they do this as they watch them.

I learned something today.

 

[Jesus Freak]

LOL, I love MSTs for some reason.

Is it because when people do them right, they're hilarious?

I think so. :D

 

[Noahp89]

I like raw fish.

 

[Jesus Freak]

I wanna do chappy 4 of TW's fanfic!

Team: SPL, Great Gonzo, 3D, Plumber, BigBowser98, Mario,and Luigi.

At least he knows that we're not scrolling through his fanfic for the team members. :D

Mission(s): Get to BS01. Get Masks of Flight. Go to Wikia. Defeat Toa Waluigi.

They have a busy agenda.

Powers: SPL:Electricity, Wind, and Gravity. Great Gonzo: Levitation and Absorbtion. 3D: Shapeshifting and Telepathy (Suletu)

Great, the last thing this story needs are Mary Sues.

In Zeldapedia, they found themselves in the land of Hyrule.

Hi, Rool!

Then SPL, Great Gonzo, and 3D fainted.

OMG get them a medical bracelet!

The dreamed of three people awakening the six.

This person must have y-phobia.

And Toa Waluigi with green smoke coming from his arm then fading into the shadows.

So, there's this guy called "Toa Waluigi with green smoke coming from his arm then fading into the shadows," that suddenly escaped the story.

Then they awoke.

The dream was good while it lasted. Now back to the story.

They found themselves in the middle of Hyrule Castle. Their team was teleported to BS01, but they had something to do here, they had a duty.

WERE TOTALY GOIN TO ABANDON OUR TEAMATES BECAUES OF THIS THGN CALLED A DUTY loloololoollol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

Then as Link was stunned by their sudden appearance,

Because they turned into a stun gun.

Ganondorf struck a hard blow on him.

With what?

Then, SPL hit him with a bolt of lightning.

Who, Ganondorf or Link?

As he did, Link struck the final blow with a Light Arrow.

Odd, I only remember 1 blow.

Then, Zelda awoke.

You didn't even mention Zelda sleeping. You didn't even mention ZELDA!

Ganondorf fired a bolt of energy at the ground

To kill the writer.

and the floor was completely destroyed,

Apparantly this bolt is big.

sending the six into the dungeon of Hyrule Castle.

YAY WE SRUVIVED THE HUGE BLOT OF NRG!

But, the tremor shook the castle showing an ancient cave.

Because ancient caves are a must-have for castles.

The five walked up it, Ganondorf buried under ruble.

They left the other one behind. How odd.

As they exited the tunnel

Because they obviously entered it.

they saw Ganondorf. An image of the Triforce in front of him,

Because the image is the real thing.

he started mutating in the most gruesome way imaginable.

(There was this gaming quote that I was going to use that was very appropriate for this situation, but I forgot it. Sorry, guys.)

Now, he was Ganon. "Now all that can defeat him is the Master Sword which is buried in the castle ruins." Link said.

I'd start digging if I were you.

"Then I shall have to destroy you all" said Toa Waluigi.

I don't remember him being here earlier.

But wasn't a Toa

Who's "Wasn't a Toa?"

he was like Vezon even the same curse.

As he was about to attack, Ganon struck his sword

He slapped his sword?

cutting TW and Fenrakk in half.

Why not in fourths? Why not in 7ths? Why not in 100ths?

But, when he removed his sword,

If they're in halves, then it should already be out.

the two began to glow

They have glowsticks.

then a very much alive Toa Waluigi

I can't decide between

"And believe me I am still alive......."

OR

"He must've had a star."

was seen fused to the Kardas dragon.

He did it with superglue. :D

"Kill me once, kill me twice, I'll always end up stronger!" he said.

"Ya." said Plumber. No one knew just how he came back.

*shot* Hey, I'm alive. No one knew just how I came back.

Krdas shot Ganon with a blast turning him back into Ganondorf. He tried to be Ganon again (but ended up as Bowser).

Read as: Something totally unrelated.

Toa Waluigi defused his lungs,

One of the two of them had to die due to lack of lungs.

and Ganondorf died instantly.

Read as: randomly

This gave im

Who's "im?"

the Triforce of Power.

1. How?

2. Will that do him any good if he's dead?

"He's after the Triforce!"

He's a zombie.

Zelda screamed before she dropped dead.

First Ganondorf, now Zelda. Sheesh.

He having two pieces then picked Link and said "I shall give you a more painful death."

BAD GRAMMAR FTL.

Then, Luigi felt what happened next

He has a crystal ball.