MSTing:Horrible Smash Bros Crossover.

[SiFi]

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Last resort attempt to get this back on track.

Keep in mind that this is my first MST

9-Volt, Kat and Ana's "Mistreat-a-bad-game" video

Bad Games have feelings too you know

Me: "So what's this you're about to show us?"
Kat: "Our possible ways to mistreat a bad game rather than just destroy it."

"Because we're too lazy to get a refund for it!"

Ana: "Mona, 9-Volt, Kat, and I went to a pawn shop to look around for a little bit, and we found something called 'Zelda's Adventure'

Never heard of it.

ApacheMan2K: "That game, along with Link: The Faces of Evil and Zelda: Wand of Gamelon, sucked so badly. You could say that those three were the meaning of what we call the 'Unholy Triforce'."

I don't get what they're complaining about. It's way better than this story.

Me: "Just be glad you never got to play those horrible games, including Hotel Mario."

"It's a good thing we've only heard of four games on this system!"

Mona: "I heard about those games too, and I'm glad I warned 9-Volt about them. Getting back to the point, we did buy Zelda's Adventure only for a single penny. The shopkeeper was excited to hear this, and only charged us a penny for it. He said that he's glad someone was able to buy it to destroy it, so that he'd never ever wanna see such a bad game as this again."

"Take this object, but beware for it contains a terrible curse... Plus I'm too lazy to destroy it myself"

9-Volt: "Is your camcorder on, Mona?"
Mona: "Yeah. I got it. You, Kat, and Ana, are on film now."
9-Volt: "Thanks, sis."

Totally related.

Ana: "We're here to give you what you came here for! Instead of having to torture yourself in this..."
(She shows the Zelda's Adventure game disc)
9-Volt: "...Why not do something to it like, say, use it as a pizza cutter? That might be a good use, but you might wanna consider washing it with soap and water really good before using it as a pizza cutter..."

"Waiter! There are crappy cutscenes in my pizza!"

Kat: "Hmm...that's a good one, but I have a better idea! Why not use it as a mirror?"
Ana: "Uh...Kat? Vanity isn't on our agenda."

"Yeah, we're just here to make a useless item more useless!"

Ana: "So anyways...I have just the super-duper best idea of all! Let's use it as a frisbee!"
(She whistles for Shadow the Dog to come by)
Ana: "Here, Shadow! Here, boy! Fetch!"
(She tosses the game disc like a frisbee for Shadow to catch)

Ouch.

9-Volt, Kat, and Ana (in unison): "Do the Mario! Yaaaay!!"

That was totally necessary.

Wario: "Meh. That video sucked. It was BORE. RING. Fail."

IS OUR NEW KING

(Kat and Ana glared at him)
Kat: "Ashley, turn him into a puppy."
Ashley: "Gladly."
Wario: "Nooo!"
(Ashley swung her magic wand at Wario, turning him into a dog)
Ana: "Ha ha ha! Wario the doggie!"

Kat -- GREY DELISLE
Ana -- TARA STRONG
9-Volt -- SEAN MARQUETTE
Mona -- CHRISTINA PEYSER
Aaron (me) -- MYSELF
ApacheMan2K -- HIMSELF
Cyber-Crash -- HIMSELF
Ami -- JANICE KAWAYE
Yumi -- GREY DELISLE
Wario -- CHARLES MARTINET
18-Volt -- CHRIS RAGER

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

 

[Nerdy Guy]

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That was pretty good for a first MST.

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

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All of you, stop acting like idiots.

Yes, Lario is homophobic, which makes him:

A.) A Republican.
B.) Rudnicki sock.
C.) An idiot.

I say all of the above.

However, acting like dicks yourself helps nothing. I'm even warning a few of you because of that.

To Scarecrow in particular... You're on thin-ice, pal. You've been acting like this for the longest time and I'm getting sick of it. Watch it.


Next post-relating in this topic about that = a suspension. I am not kidding. I am sick of you people.

 

[Glowsquid]

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That was pretty good for a first MST.

What he said. Though I must point an image doesn't show up.

 

[SmartGuy]

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That was pretty good for a first MST.

What he said. Though I must point an image doesn't show up.

Yes.

 

[Glowsquid]

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WARIOWARE DIE HARD (Dear god)

Meanwhile, at the skies above Seattle, WA, Mona and 9-Volt

WHO IS WA

Mona read one of the in-flight magazines. She wasn't too much into jewelry, but she looked through them anyway out of boredom.

damn I didn't know in-flight magazines were exclusively about jewelry. I'll bring my celebrity gossips magazine next time!

Unfortunately for little 9-Volt, he had a nightmare, which is--in fact--a vision.

SUBTLETY FUCK YEAH

He was in a flaming background, with two hidden figures who bore a striking resemblance to Bill Rizer and Lance Bean.

If the figures are hidden, how could he see them.

However, those figures were evil.

Of course, it can only be such in a flaming background.

Mona: "9-Volt, what's wrong?"
9-Volt: "It's happening again! This could be for real! "

Pronounced as: This could be for real! colon Bracket

9-Volt: "I don't think I can sleep peacefully now. The vision just keeps popping up in my dreams for some reason..."
Mona: "Maybe it's not of this world. Maybe those alien monsters aren't of this world either. But what's more important is that we stick together, and face the bad along with the good."
(She pulls out her Nintendo DS)
Mona: "Here, how about we play some video games together? We'll play something that's cheery and fun to clear your sorrows."

your life may be threatened so LET'S PLAY A VIDEOGAME.

Mona: "We'll start by playing Mario Party DS. I'll be the host."

... You said you were going to play something fun.

however, they were completely unaware of the inevitable, as shown in 9-Volt's nightmare. Could this be true?

YOU JUST SAID IT WAS TRUE.

 

[ScarecrowPerson]

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Nice MSTing.

 

[SmartGuy]

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Nice MSTing.

Per.

EDIT: An MST of Jaller's new fan fiction:

Chapter 1: Twelve Years Later

I like how this is the first words in the entire fan fiction.

Twelve years ago; Jaller2 and his friends were on an adventure,

What kind of adventure?

Posh died, Irockz was possesed, and Arend was cursed. Everyone was on an adventure.

There's a difference between dying and being on an adventure.

Now those years are forgotten.

They drank blue juice from under the sink, giving them amesia.

Everyone was at peace.

Odd, I thought they were possesed/dead/cursed.

In another part of the MW universe, a small planet named Vandi.

In another part of the fan fiction, a small sentence named Non-sense-making.

This was the Dark Users resided.

Odd, I thought it was called Vandi.

Now it was completely deserted, not a single bit of any Vandal.

Even though one sentence ago it said that trolls resided there.

The factory that made the Killering was broken down into pieces.

Really? I thought it was broken down into something else beside pieces.

Palkia47 was on his way to the Uncharted Waters with a Hydrocraft.

For no reason.

He made it and saw a tiny flashing object. Then lots more surrounded him and started beeping.

They were robots.

The beeping grew faster, and faster, and faster...

Until one day, the beeping grew so large it took up the entire space of the Universe.

When it stopped, all of them grew a blinding red and started to explode.

But they didn't actually begin exploding until a few minutes later.

But he was worried that he would fail his mission; anythying at the Uncharted Waters.

Yeah, I bet he probably found some trash at the bottom of the water.

He can't seem to think about those bombs being 'anything'.

Why put "quotation marks" around anything?

Suddenly, he fell of his boat and into the water.

Even though he was never on a boat in the first place.

The Hydrocraft sunk down

There was a big invisible rock in the water.

He quickly went there and saw himself on a charred wiki called Userpedia of the Scribblewiki. No one lived there anymore.

No one can live somewhere that doesn't exist.

Right after he turned it on, a fierce wind pierced through every structure in the land. Palkia47 checked one route to get home,

It pierced through all structures in the land except Palkia's body, how lucky for him.

Then he knew what was going on; the MWers were wiping away this wiki to make space for a new one. But little did they know that Palkia47 was there. All he could do now is to grab on to something.

no such luck, whatever he grabs onto is part of the island and will therefore disappear with it.

he fought the wind and got a windburn on his cheek.

....?

He flewinto the wind

There was a magical place called the wind that could only be accesed by flying.

Next chapter will be written by Palkia47 (Eggman).

I highly doubt Palkia will be that stupid.