The dice god

Cell

Perfect
Pronouns
Kie/Mer
Smells funny.

A bunch of skeletons surround you.
 
Worst fate (1): I die, all my skin and organs are burnt off, leaving me as nothing but bones. I rise in an undead form before someone throws a bowling ball at me. My bones break apart, never to come together again.

A notorious burglar attempts to rob your house.
 
Good fate (5): Bill Gates fully clears the chair without any damages or injuries to either me or him, although I am sent spinning for a couple seconds.

You get sleepy in the middle of your final exam for school.
 
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"You've rolled a 2 and met with a bad, but not quite terrible fate, haven't you?"



A nudist bingo club opens in your town.
 
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