The dice god

Celia

Let's do our best today!

Kersti

YoshiFlutterJump
Awards Committee
Best fate (6): The nuke never lands.

Wario is attempting to sneak his way towards your bowl of cheeseburgers and steal all 50 of them.
 

Kersti

YoshiFlutterJump
Awards Committee
Worst fate (1): I die, all my skin and organs are burnt off, leaving me as nothing but bones. I rise in an undead form before someone throws a bowling ball at me. My bones break apart, never to come together again.

A notorious burglar attempts to rob your house.
 

Celia

Let's do our best today!
5:I get rewarded for catching them
Bill Gates jumps over a spinning chair you're sitting in
 

Kersti

YoshiFlutterJump
Awards Committee
Good fate (5): Bill Gates fully clears the chair without any damages or injuries to either me or him, although I am sent spinning for a couple seconds.

You get sleepy in the middle of your final exam for school.
 

Fujiwara no Sai

Ghost of a man
Chat Administrator
Core 'Shroom Staff
Awards Committee
Retired Wiki Staff


"You've rolled a 2 and met with a bad, but not quite terrible fate, haven't you?"



A nudist bingo club opens in your town.
 

Kersti

YoshiFlutterJump
Awards Committee
Good fate (5): We suffer nothing other than a mildly-stinky Wario fart.

Somebody loads the die on the website by modifying the code.
 
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