The dice god

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Varian

Royal Science Nerd
Poll Committee
Best fate (6): The nuke never lands.

Wario is attempting to sneak his way towards your bowl of cheeseburgers and steal all 50 of them.
 

Varian

Royal Science Nerd
Poll Committee
Worst fate (1): I die, all my skin and organs are burnt off, leaving me as nothing but bones. I rise in an undead form before someone throws a bowling ball at me. My bones break apart, never to come together again.

A notorious burglar attempts to rob your house.
 

Min-Min

Xie-xie
5:I get rewarded for catching them
Bill Gates jumps over a spinning chair you're sitting in
 

Varian

Royal Science Nerd
Poll Committee
Good fate (5): Bill Gates fully clears the chair without any damages or injuries to either me or him, although I am sent spinning for a couple seconds.

You get sleepy in the middle of your final exam for school.
 

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"You've rolled a 2 and met with a bad, but not quite terrible fate, haven't you?"



A nudist bingo club opens in your town.
 

Varian

Royal Science Nerd
Poll Committee
Good fate (5): We suffer nothing other than a mildly-stinky Wario fart.

Somebody loads the die on the website by modifying the code.
 
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