1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

740. I fainted on a botomless pit.

 

[Goombella]

741: There is no reason.

 

[Bluedevil]

742: The world ended in game.

 

[Goombella]

743:The world ended (the real world)

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

744. Bowser defeated Mario as a non-canon boss, and I destroyed the game.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

745 The game sucks that's all

 

[Goombella]

746. The game doesnt suck at all.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

747 I didn't hack it yet

 

[Lucarioz]

745 I just couldn't wait to play the next game, so I died.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

749 Durrrrrrrr

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

750. Day G showed up.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

751 I was distracted

 

[Goombella]

752 BLOF distracted me.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

753. I saw some really big sigs.

 

[Goombella]

754 If you are refering to me, its smaller(or the same) as BLOFs

 

[Yoshiwaker]

755. I was actually thinking about PokemonMaster

 

[Goombella]

756. Oh I meant PokeMaster too, I get mixed up between them now.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

757. I realized how old this thread is

 

[Goombella]

758 If everyone who looked here posted, we would have our 1,000,000

 

[Yoshiwaker]

759. That's not true

 

[Goombella]

760 Oh I read it wrong. You spoiled my anger.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

761. You forgot the point after the number
762. I fainted for no reason

 

[Goombella]

763 I dont use a point no more.

 

[yoshidude99]

764 My Wii Remote battery was low and made me die(this has actually happened to me in SMG2)

 

[YoshiGo99]

Hey Yoshidude at my friend's house his Wii remote died while playing SMG2. We were able to move Mario but he couldn't Jump.
Here is my excuse
765. Stupid Lightning Cloud in MKW mad eme spin out and into Lava.