Your favorite Quotes in video games...

Marcelagus said:
Here's the problem! Too many toasters!

--Mario
I hope she made lotsa' spaghetti!

- Luigi, Hotel Mario


Hotel Mario was such a sad game. Luigi never got what he desired...
 
"Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"

~Fawful, Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
 
Strong Bad (Imitating Homestar Runner): Oh, hewwo! I'm Homestar Wunner! Toons! Games! Emaaaail!
Normal Strong Bad: Shut up, Homestar.
(From Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People: Homestar Ruiner)

Strong Bad: Just to summarize for all the kids playing at home, all a guy's got to do to win that trophy is: A- Win the race.
Coach Z: Check.
Strong Bad: 2- Beat your time.
Coach Z: Yep.
Strong Bad: And Z- Wait for you to send in the video of the race so the results can be officially sanctioned by a bunch of meatball loving Swedes.
(The same)
 
"Are you, like, the biggest floozy ever, or what?"

~Goombella, towards Ms. Mowz in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
 
"Impossible! I...am the supreme being who rules the universe...I...am the IMMORTAL LIFEFORM! I...AM THE ULTIMATE POWER!!!"

~Black Doom, Shadow the Hedgehog
 
"NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME! I'M HUNGRY ALL THE TIME AND NO ONE CARES!"

-Stitches, Animal Crossing: Wild World
 
"You're Lucky to be Jealous, it gives you something to shoot for, so... Shoot."

-Neku Sakuraba, The World Ends With You
 
We shave around here minions!
~Bowser, Super Paper Mario (I think)
I don't know why that always makes my friends and I laugh. We yell it at each other all the time :D
 
Zelda CD-i:

MAH BOI!-The King
Squadala!-Some guy in a turban
It sure feels BORING around here.-Link
You dare bring light into my lair?! YOU MUST DIE!!!-Ganon

Terrible games, great quotes.
 
"You are far too weak, Mega Man. Wily may fear you, but I do not!"

~Bass, Mega Man 7
 
"AAAAAHHH, NO! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING! THERE'S NO REASON FOR ME TO GO ON! WHAT...WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!?"

~Zero, Mega Man X4
 
"THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DIALED IS CURRENTLY OUT OF PORK CHOPS"

Ms. Marshmallow - Mother 3
This game has awesome quotes.

"And then you have to turn you truck left to go east."

Farmer - John Deere: Drive Green
 
"I'll... never... go... swimming... again... for the rest... of my life!" - Jr. Troopa, Paper Mario

My friend and I think it's so funny that when Jr. Troopa swam, he could've just used his wings to fly and the game dialogue even points it out. That makes the battle against him 2x as easier since 1/2 his HP is gone because he was tired from swimming.
 
WigglerWhoopinWarrior135 said:
"I'll... never... go... swimming... again... for the rest... of my life!" - Jr. Troopa, Paper Mario

My friend and I think it's so funny that when Jr. Troopa swam, he could've just used his wings to fly and the game dialogue even points it out. That makes the battle against him 2x as easier since 1/2 his HP is gone because he was tired from swimming.

I laughed at that too!

"What's wrong with spending time with my little toodle-toes?"

Zest. T, in the email magazine you get in TTYD.
 
"Evil! Remembuh ma name, for I am Fire Man! Ma flames o' justice will have its revenge on you!"

~Fire Man, Mega Man: Powered Up
 
Vrrrmmmm! Vrrmmm!! Heh heh.

That's mine, cause I'm a diehard Baby Luigi fan.

For a nonBabyLuigi source: something about Fawful saying things about the mustard of doom.
 
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