Your favorite Quotes in video games...

Favorite = / = Funny
 
I love Spaghetti and I think it's quite hilarious to eat it.



I also LOL when I shoot a guy in the arm, take his gun from him, and he goes "My gun!" while trying to punch me with his fists, as I shoot him in the leg with a Super Dragon.
 
Waluigi
"Don't expect mouth-to-mouth."
 
"Youngster? Goodness, how rude. Call me the Shorts Boy!"

~The shorts kid Youngster Regis, Pokémon HeartGold/SoulSilver
 
Grodus: "Yes, my glorious witch queen... Destroy these impudent fools!"

Shadow Queen: "Who are you that would command me? What sort of being are you?"

Grodus: "Huh? What do you mean?!? I thought you were bound to obey the one who woke you! Enough of this prattle! Do as I say!!! NOW! Or I'll send you back to the depths..."

*ZAP*

Shadow Queen: "You would do well to learn your proper place, slave. No one commands me."

*ZAP AGAIN*

~Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door scene
 
"I dropped my balls!" (Something like that...)

- Some Juggler in the original Gold and Silver Pokemon games. (I didn't feel like mentioning Crystal back there...)
 
Yoshi Kid: "So, this loser is the leader of those X-Nauts?"

Grodus: "Yes...correct!!!"

~Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door scene
 
"So, we meet again like two large, hairy vikings at a storm-tossed schooner!"

~Dimentio, while playing as Mario in Chapter 5-2 of Super Paper Mario.

"So, we meet again like two magical, savage unicorns at a twilit forest!"

~Dimentio (again), while playing as Peach in the same chapter, same game.

"So, we meet again like two large, burly dinosaurs with indigestion!"

~Dimentio (again), while playing as Bowser in the same chapter, same game.