The "Why I hate _____" Thread
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Red-shelled Lakitu. Because why can't green-shelled Lakitu race?
Are items, places or games allowed?
Are items, places or games allowed?
Dry Bowser (As a playable character), because he is simply Bowser after he has fallen in lava, which gives him a couple of different abilities, but does not make him a separate character, just a waste of a character slot.
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I hate Yoshi.
He was actually cute and tolerable back when his design wasn't so stupid and humanoid. The worst thing about him is his goddawful voice though. I have no idea why Daisy is cited as "the annoying one" when Yoshi is far worse. I tend to be a little more tolerant of other noises people find annoying like Navi, Daisy, the low-health noise in Pokemon, many children characters in movies, but Yoshi drives me up the wall. One of his losing voices in Mario Kart 8 is so whiney and it makes me mad. His "Ha Ha YEAH", "Ya-ya'er!! and "YO YO, YOOOO" and that blubbering star get voice from Mario Party 4 and both his friggin taunts in Mario Party 8 give me migraines. Super Mario Galaxy 2's Yoshi's voice is THE absolute worst Yoshi voice in the series, like he's trying waaay too hard to be cute and he comes off grating and making me want to punch a pillow.
If he isn't annoying as hell, he has a goddamn boring personality, and when he's depicted with more than a bland nice thing, his "jokes" are "lol I eat a lot" and "I'm hungry" and he's more often than not a complete dolt. He leads Baby Mario straight into danger, with "twin empathy link" thing being a weak justification to risk Mario's well-being. In the Mario cartoons, he screws things up because he eats important things and decides to join a gang because Mario scolded him. He's also a coward, ditching Mario when he's hit or when they're about to go the Ghost House. How's that for Mario's second jump?
I guess you can all him a female that identifies as a male because he lays eggs except HOW he lays eggs, that's not how nature works. He throws his own shit, there's no other explanation. It's to top off Yoshi's overall shittiness.
I used to like this character before Mario Power Tennis, I really did, but his voice in Mario Power Tennis seemed to be a special case. He acted like a general prick as an opponent and I guess it didn't help that his CPU was a dick in Melee. Now, he's just an slimebag who I avoid using at all costs, even as a punching bag though there are cases where, like in Smash 4, I nerf him to oblivion by increasing the endlag on his moves seventy-fold and making it deal zero damage while giving some of his sound effects farting noises.
Disclaimer: No offense intended to Yoshi fans. Nothing personal to them. You can hate Mario all you want but I myself have to be honest about my feelings toward Yoshi. No, I won't kill your Yoshi OCs or anyone who identifies as a Yoshi character because they're probably articulate, way smarter, and likely more interesting when it comes to communication and are therefore redeemable.
I also think the old Yoshi is cute and okay. Just look at this
I even made a custom model of it.
He was actually cute and tolerable back when his design wasn't so stupid and humanoid. The worst thing about him is his goddawful voice though. I have no idea why Daisy is cited as "the annoying one" when Yoshi is far worse. I tend to be a little more tolerant of other noises people find annoying like Navi, Daisy, the low-health noise in Pokemon, many children characters in movies, but Yoshi drives me up the wall. One of his losing voices in Mario Kart 8 is so whiney and it makes me mad. His "Ha Ha YEAH", "Ya-ya'er!! and "YO YO, YOOOO" and that blubbering star get voice from Mario Party 4 and both his friggin taunts in Mario Party 8 give me migraines. Super Mario Galaxy 2's Yoshi's voice is THE absolute worst Yoshi voice in the series, like he's trying waaay too hard to be cute and he comes off grating and making me want to punch a pillow.
If he isn't annoying as hell, he has a goddamn boring personality, and when he's depicted with more than a bland nice thing, his "jokes" are "lol I eat a lot" and "I'm hungry" and he's more often than not a complete dolt. He leads Baby Mario straight into danger, with "twin empathy link" thing being a weak justification to risk Mario's well-being. In the Mario cartoons, he screws things up because he eats important things and decides to join a gang because Mario scolded him. He's also a coward, ditching Mario when he's hit or when they're about to go the Ghost House. How's that for Mario's second jump?
I guess you can all him a female that identifies as a male because he lays eggs except HOW he lays eggs, that's not how nature works. He throws his own shit, there's no other explanation. It's to top off Yoshi's overall shittiness.
I used to like this character before Mario Power Tennis, I really did, but his voice in Mario Power Tennis seemed to be a special case. He acted like a general prick as an opponent and I guess it didn't help that his CPU was a dick in Melee. Now, he's just an slimebag who I avoid using at all costs, even as a punching bag though there are cases where, like in Smash 4, I nerf him to oblivion by increasing the endlag on his moves seventy-fold and making it deal zero damage while giving some of his sound effects farting noises.
Disclaimer: No offense intended to Yoshi fans. Nothing personal to them. You can hate Mario all you want but I myself have to be honest about my feelings toward Yoshi. No, I won't kill your Yoshi OCs or anyone who identifies as a Yoshi character because they're probably articulate, way smarter, and likely more interesting when it comes to communication and are therefore redeemable.
I also think the old Yoshi is cute and okay. Just look at this
I even made a custom model of it.
I want to listen to you vent about Wario, c'mon.BBQ Turtle said:
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On the same token, Metal Mario as a playable character, because he is simply Mario after he has broken open a Metal Box and donned a Metal Cap. And don't give me the "he's treated as a separate character in Smash Bros." crap. No, he's not. He's still Mario with a Metal Box. Smash Bros is a game where you can have multiples of a single character. They're called "palette swaps" and that just what Metal Mario is in Smash Bros., NOT a separate character. Case closed.BBQ Turtle said:
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The games don't lie.
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Why, I use 
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Plus point, he's also immune to that gas.
to torture Plus point, he's also immune to that gas.
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I don't dislike many Mario characters. I do like some fan-least favorites, such as Kersti (She's cute, and is very clever) and Pink Gold Peach (She's very good for trolling and triggering Nathaniel Bandy). Though there are characters that are not Mario characters, that I don't like being in Mario Kart.
The Inklings.
I have nothing against them or Splatoon (Heck, I want to get Splatoon 2 along with my Switch if I get one) but this may be stupid of me to say, but Mario Kart isn't living up to it's name. Here's the characters in Mario Kart 8 DX I feel should have been replaced:
Baby Rosalina by Diddy Kong
Inkling Girl by Pauline
Inkling Boy by Nabbit
Merge the two Villagers back into one slot, and replace the other slot with Geno
Place Metal Mario and Gold Mario into a drop-down menu for Mario, and put Birdo and Ashley the two slots the two Mario recolors were in
The Inklings.
I have nothing against them or Splatoon (Heck, I want to get Splatoon 2 along with my Switch if I get one) but this may be stupid of me to say, but Mario Kart isn't living up to it's name. Here's the characters in Mario Kart 8 DX I feel should have been replaced:
Baby Rosalina by Diddy Kong
Inkling Girl by Pauline
Inkling Boy by Nabbit
Merge the two Villagers back into one slot, and replace the other slot with Geno
Place Metal Mario and Gold Mario into a drop-down menu for Mario, and put Birdo and Ashley the two slots the two Mario recolors were in
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