What would you do if?

I would take care of the Pikmin.
What would you do if a Red Bulborb was in your backyard?
 
It's probably the size of a potato, so just leave it there.

Wait I don't even have an individual backyard for my place!

What would you do ifyou were a villager in the world of Fire Emblem, side with the invading nation (which sometimes happens to be the good guys of the game) or protect everything or simply not give anything about it?
 
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What would you do if Godzilla comes out of nowhere and destroys the city?
 
Befriend one?

What would you do if you found a hidden warp pipe that leads to the Marioverse IRL?
 
Spam jump.

What would you do if your favorite character beat the living daylights out of you IRL?
 
I'd probably try to fight back but then live out the rest of my life in an egg.

What would you do if you saw Yoshi commit tax fraud before your very eyes?
 
*FBI breaks in and pays me money for finally arresting that bastard.*

What would you do if you became a spaceship?
 
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

What would you do if Godzilla stole your copy of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate? (That's, if you have one)
 
Probably attempt to scale the beast in order to retrieve it but fall to my inevitable demise due to poor athleticism.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?