Wario - Secret Genius?

picking your nose doesn't mean your dumb
i pick my nose and get all A's
did I say that
I mean uh...uh...uh...uh uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh
 
Re: you're 50% right

Plumber said:
He loves it. Ever play WarioWorld? How many times he picks his nose...
Anyway, I think Wario is good at machinery, but lacks a bit of common sense and since his greed overtakes him often, it's reasonable to say that he is smart, yet stupid.[/b]
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And how many times did he scratch his butt...
 
No amount of picking or scratching degrades his IQ. On the subject Mario is smarter than he seems too.

-He flies a helicopter in DK jr. and SML3. Not to mention a plane (SML) and even a spaceship (SMB2)
-C'mon! He's got to have learned SOMETHING from all those edutainment games he's starred in!
-He's a doctor. No duh.
-He seems to know some about electronics (Hotel Mario)
 
SiFi said:
No amount of picking or scratching degrades his IQ. On the subject Mario is smarter than he seems too.

-He flies a helicopter in DK jr. and SML3. Not to mention a plane (SML) and even a spaceship (SMB2)
-C'mon! He's got to have learned SOMETHING from all those edutainment games he's starred in!
-He's a doctor. No duh.
-He seems to know some about electronics (Hotel Mario)
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I could fly a helicopter on autopilot, star in 50 edutainment games, shove pills down someone's throat, and be able to operate a computer without blowing it up and be called a genius too.

:P
 
No, no no no no no. I read that issue of VGcats. They got it all wrong. Note the name of the miracle pills that are the puzzle pieces of Doctor Mario. That's right, Megavitamins!

Also, anyone played rampage? Some of you who have my remember the newspaper headline from George's story:

EVER GROWING CONCERN OVER MEGA VITAMIN.

Clearly, Mario is artificially creating giant monkeys (Kongs to some of you) to fight a division of the Koopa Troop *Coughkremlingkrewcough*.

I'll admit, I'm crazy.

And to anyone who may have found hidden size 0 messages in some of my recent posts, I'm sorry.
 
Yoshi also is a genius. He knows how to pronounce his name! :o
 
SiFi said:
No, no no no no no. I read that issue of VGcats. They got it all wrong. Note the name of the miracle pills that are the puzzle pieces of Doctor Mario. That's right, Megavitamins!

Also, anyone played rampage? Some of you who have my remember the newspaper headline from George's story:

EVER GROWING CONCERN OVER MEGA VITAMIN.

Clearly, Mario is artificially creating giant monkeys (Kongs to some of you) to fight a division of the Koopa Troop *Coughkremlingkrewcough*.

I'll admit, I'm crazy.

And to anyone who may have found hidden size 0 messages in some of my recent posts, I'm sorry.
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Which VGCats?
 
The one about Doctor Mario. I overheard you referencing it.
 
He doesn't NEED them. They just so happen to be there.
 
So 1000 years ago people put them in temples JUST so that Wario could get through.