Anton, I forgot to have someone take care of my cat, I said, so I'm going to call my brother Larry. He lives right across the street from me. I gave him a call at the airport. Our flight got delayed by three hours, so we ended up leaving at 4:00 P.M. instead of 1:00 P.M. I'll be honest; most of the time I was thinking, Man this is boring! even though I had my 2048 puzzle on my phone. The flight was babyless, or maybe Anton hypnotized them. I really don't care, as I just want it to be quiet. I don't know what it was, but for some reason the burger I ordered was absolutely terrible. Oh wait...they put pickle and onion on it without telling me they would. We eventually got to Lisbon, and Anton wanted to go to the beach. I said we needed to meet up with LN1, and twenty minutes went by. I have zero recollection of them. We ended up at the beach, and I noticed a person in definite non-beachwear. He looked an awful lot like Luigi, so I caught his attention. He introduced himself as LN1. I have no idea how Anton does it
I got LN1 and Anton introduced, and LN1 told us what he needed. Turns out his neighbor was chopping a tree, which proceeded to fall on top of his car; he wanted us to get it off. Anton and I conferred a bit, and we both agreed moving a tree would be a two person job. We attempted to get to LN1's house, but some person decided to rubberneck and caused an accident. We sat in traffic for a good hour. We got to LN1's house where the tree had fallen. I said, Anton, don't you think some really good hypnotism would get LN1 to move the tree himself? I don't think he got what I was trying to say. LN1 went into his house and looked out the window while Anton and I attempted to move the tree. Said tree was actually much heavier than it looked because it had apparently been raining for the past two days before we got there. Neither Anton nor I knew this; we can do a couple unusual things, but x-ray vision isn't one of them! As for the tree, LN1 had to help out by lifting a little. Even then, it still took a few tries. LN1 took his car to the body shop, and Anton wanted to go to what other place but the beach again. I hesitantly agreed, but at the same time I told him our hotel reservation only lasts two more nights, and we had to decide where to go next.
The day after LN1 and his tree, Anton wanted to go to the beach again. I told him I was sick of the beach, and there was another twenty minutes of amnesia. I should check with my doctor about that. Last I remember, we were at the beach yet again. I was in a beach chair, Anton was in the water, apparently cooling off. Some guy decided to tackle me. It looked like Anton was hypnotizing him, but I couldn't tell because I had a guy on top of me. After that incident, I dragged Anton out of the water-or maybe telekinetically grabbed him, but I don't remember since I'm still shaky from that amnesia or whatever-and brought him back to our hotel after we stopped at a restaurant for dinner; I was starved from not eating anything all day.
That night, we got back to our hotel. I had kept those destination names, and found the next one I thought we should go to. I asked Anton if it would be a good idea. He agreed, but no sooner did that happen than we get a call from Freakworld. Anton, this pesky Meta Knight is ruining my life! We stayed overnight in Lisbon and went to the airport the next morning. I bought tickets-although I told Anton he'd be doing it next time-to Berlin.