9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

[Lario]

151. Puroke Mushrooms from outer space that invade lands for not-so well known reasons.
152. Plumbers who seem to be everyday heroes... Of stuff that doesn't involve plumbing.

 

[Smiddle]

143. Monarchy that doesn't suck.

Meanie.

153. Large marshmallow-ey things who think they're frogs.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

154. Dinosaurs.

Those exist(ed)

 

[Smiddle]

155. Galaxies whose diametres are less than a lightyear.

 

[Lario]

156. "Time Holes"
157. The ability to appear on another planet as a backround person of something that stars another guy. (Kirby Super Star... LOL.)

 

[Smiley The Hun]

156. "Time Holes"
157. The ability to appear on another planet as a backround person of something that stars another guy. (Kirby Super Star... LOL.)

158. Kids that look like Bowser and only appear in the Mario Party Series.

 

[Lario]

159. Turles that race unsupecting plumbers.
160. A huge penguin that races people by sliding, and the fact it grows fatter after someone collects 120 of something important. (SM64)

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

161:MARIO

 

[Lario]

162. Good people who unplug toasters to lower bad people's electricity bills.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

162. Good people who unplug toasters to lower bad people's electricity bills.

163. Hotels where no one is apparantly staying

 

[InfectedShroom]

164: Vacuum-y plumbing.

 

[Mario]

165: Worlds that exist on clouds.

 

[Lario]

166. Turtles that throw stuff.