9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

[Lario]

Now let me start off with this topic...

1. Mushrooms can't walk.

 

[Xluidi]

2. Yoshis don't exist.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

3 No one can jump way over their own height

 

[Lario]

4. Fire doesn't walk towards you when you're facing another direction.

 

[Smiddle]

5. Mario

 

[Lario]

6. Leaves don't make you grow a Raccoon tail.

 

[SiFi]

8. Ghosts
9. Bouncing fire
10. Glitches
11. Species that never go extinct, no matter how much you kill them.

 

[Smiddle]

12. Mobile rocks.

 

[SmartGuy]

13. Flying Ships.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

14. Minature people who wear Mushroom Caps.

 

[Lario]

15. Flowers can't give you the abillity to throw Fire.

 

[BabyWaluigiKart]

16.

 

[Lario]

BWK, can't you just speak with WORDS? But that stuff's not real anyway...

17. Giant Turtles don't breath fire.

 

[Snowstalker]

18: Magic

 

[Lario]

19. Turtles can't come out of their shells without dieing.

 

[Stooben]

20. Bombs can't walk and talk.

 

[EctoBiologist]

21. Turtles can't use headgear.
22.Turtles can't Throw Hammers.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

23. Racing tournaments across dangerous mountains and valleys.
24. Soccor with stupid crazy powerups.
25. Everytime you go underground, that one SMB theme plays again.

 

[Lario]

26. Giant Sea Urchins
27. Plumbers on Mushrooms

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

28. Plumbers who save princesses
29. Evil giant turtle thingies.
30. A magic typewriter.

 

[Lario]

31. The Enclosed Instruction Book

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

31. The Enclosed Instruction Book

But those do exist.

 

[Lario]

31. The Enclosed Instruction Book

But those do exist.

I'm saying one with THAT name.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

32. Ghosts

 

[ShyGuy27]

32. Ghosts

That's debatable.