9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World


Just a flight attendant guy.
8. Ghosts
9. Bouncing fire
10. Glitches
11. Species that never go extinct, no matter how much you kill them.


Seems so long ago.
BWK, can't you just speak with WORDS? But that stuff's not real anyway...

17. Giant Turtles don't breath fire.

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20. Bombs can't walk and talk.


how about a rousing game of pool
23. Racing tournaments across dangerous mountains and valleys.
24. Soccor with stupid crazy powerups.
25. Everytime you go underground, that one SMB theme plays again.