9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

3 No one can jump way over their own height
8. Ghosts
9. Bouncing fire
10. Glitches
11. Species that never go extinct, no matter how much you kill them.
BWK, can't you just speak with WORDS? But that stuff's not real anyway...

17. Giant Turtles don't breath fire.
23. Racing tournaments across dangerous mountains and valleys.
24. Soccor with stupid crazy powerups.
25. Everytime you go underground, that one SMB theme plays again.