9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

Lario

Seems so long ago.
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Now let me start off with this topic...

1. Mushrooms can't walk.
 

Lario

Seems so long ago.
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4. Fire doesn't walk towards you when you're facing another direction.
 

SiFi

Just a flight attendant guy.
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8. Ghosts
9. Bouncing fire
10. Glitches
11. Species that never go extinct, no matter how much you kill them.
 

Lario

Seems so long ago.
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BWK, can't you just speak with WORDS? But that stuff's not real anyway...

17. Giant Turtles don't breath fire.
 

EctoBiologist

Best cat themed touhou. I love touhou and DR.
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21. Turtles can't use headgear.
22.Turtles can't Throw Hammers.
 

BEEEEEAAARRRS

how about a rousing game of pool
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23. Racing tournaments across dangerous mountains and valleys.
24. Soccor with stupid crazy powerups.
25. Everytime you go underground, that one SMB theme plays again.
 
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