9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

Let's say that one didn't count... Or simply ghosts of the Marioverse.

33? 32?. Tall hills with entirely horizontal sides.
 
I've seen a picture of a ghost, so I believe in them.

34. Ghosts can't turn into solid blocks.
35. Turtles can't walk on the ceiling.
 
39. Planets made out of sand that shrink and enlarge.
40. All the Mushrooms in the games and what they do except Poison Mushrooms.
 
41. 2D People
42. Blue mushrooms that heal you
43. Nerdy chameleons
 
44. Giant pipes that take you somewhere.
45. Fish that wear large shades.
46. Extra lives
47. Giant plants that barf
 
Stooby, you skipped a few numbers... Let's say that's 45.

49. Turtles can't ram into guys. (Koopas)
50. Pigs that sell Hot Dogs. (That Pig in Glitzville)
51. Giant swords that can be used to go to another world. (Exor)

Edit: Crap... Got confused.
 
59. The ability to become 2D to 3D and back.
60. Flowers that throw they're whole 'head' at you.
61. Elevators that go sideways
 
62. The fact that they have an idea that there's people on the other side of the TV screen. Wait, we know about that

62. Skeletons that magicly pull them selves back together if they fall apart.