9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

32. Ghosts

That's debatable.

And already been said

 

[Lario]

Let's say that one didn't count... Or simply ghosts of the Marioverse.

33? 32?. Tall hills with entirely horizontal sides.

 

[reecer6]

I've seen a picture of a ghost, so I believe in them.

34. Ghosts can't turn into solid blocks.
35. Turtles can't walk on the ceiling.

 

[Lario]

36. Castes arean't filled with lava.

 

[reecer6]

37. Boxes and bricks can not float in mid-air.
38. Planets are not 10 meters big.

 

[Lario]

39. Planets made out of sand that shrink and enlarge.
40. All the Mushrooms in the games and what they do except Poison Mushrooms.

 

[Stooben]

41. 2D People
42. Blue mushrooms that heal you
43. Nerdy chameleons

 

[Lario]

44. Giant pipes that take you somewhere.
45. Fish that wear large shades.
46. Extra lives
47. Giant plants that barf

 

[Stooben]

48. Turtles that wear large shades.

 

[Lario]

Stooby, you skipped a few numbers... Let's say that's 45.

49. Turtles can't ram into guys. (Koopas)
50. Pigs that sell Hot Dogs. (That Pig in Glitzville)
51. Giant swords that can be used to go to another world. (Exor)

Edit: Crap... Got confused.

 

[Lario]

54. Plants that walk around while sleeping

 

[reecer6]

59. The ability to become 2D to 3D and back.
60. Flowers that throw they're whole 'head' at you.
61. Elevators that go sideways

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

62. The fact that they have an idea that there's people on the other side of the TV screen. Wait, we know about that

62. Skeletons that magicly pull them selves back together if they fall apart.

 

[Stooben]

63. Turtles that walk on two feet.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

64.

An N64 actually did appear in Wario World though, as one of the treasures, so it exists in both worlds and it doesnt count.

Turtles that wear under shirts and short however.

 

[Lario]

65. Lone turtles that replace seven other turtles. (Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings. I heard some turles are facing it rough...)

Okay, that may be crazy to you, so here's a back-up 65...

People and things turning into paper.

 

[TutiFrutti112]

66. Giant apes that kidnap a plumber's girlfriend.
67. Stars that you can touch without incinerating.
67. Giant, flying, muck-hurling plants.

 

[Smiley The Hun]

66. Giant apes that kidnap a plumber's girlfriend.
67. Stars that you can touch without incinerating.
67. Giant, flying, muck-hurling plants.

68. Jr. Troopa
69. Clouds with faces.
70. Freezie
71. Booster
72. Geno

 

[ShyGuy27]

66. Giant apes that kidnap a plumber's girlfriend.

Technically, he was a carpenter at that point.

 

[Lario]

73. Fungi that can walk and talk.
74. Turtles on two legs.

 

[Stooben]

75. The fact that everything in existence ALWAYS SMILES.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

75. The fact that everything in existence ALWAYS SMILES.

I saw Rolie Polie Olie the other day while flicking around and noticed everything in that show had faces too... hm, I smell a consipiracy.

76. A kingdom in which its landmarks dissapear and are replaced with some other crap.

 

[Lario]

75. The fact that everything in existence ALWAYS SMILES.

I saw Rolie Polie Olie the other day while flicking around and noticed everything in that show had faces too... hm, I smell a consipiracy.

76. A kingdom in which its landmarks dissapear and are replaced with some other crap.

QFT

77. Baby forms of people who are adults in modern times.

 

[Smiley The Hun]

78. Mimi
79.Shadow Queen
80. Diddy Kong
81.Princess Shokora
82. Rainbow Butterfly
83. Count Bleck

 

[Lario]

84. Monkeys with voices that change ofton. (Mainly DK.)