9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

[Stooben]

85. Golfing apes.

 

[Smiley The Hun]

86.Cosmic Mario
87.Smithy
89 Axem Rangers
90.Cosmic Luigi
91.Wing cap
92.Metal Cap
93.Flower Power
94.Chain Chomplets
95.Chopweed
96.Piantas
97.Living stars kid.
98.Nokis
99.Frog suit
100.Raccon suit (Ha I reach to a 100!!)
101.Living lavas.
102.Dead Shyguys.

 

[ShyGuy27]

103. Any ShyGuys amirit.
104. ...Wet Dry World?

seriously man wet dry world is weird. Have you ever wondered where all the water comes from?

The sewers.

 

[Hobbes]

ciento quince- mutations of horses, dinosaurs and other thing (hint : )

 

[Lario]

^ That was 105.

106. Badges that help you improve in jumping onto guys and hammering them.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

seriously man wet dry world is weird. Have you ever wondered where all the water comes from?

Wet Dry World ftw.

107. Lesse, fruit that you cant kick without it busting.

:Stars with eyes.


Just had to post that pic.

 

[Lario]

112. The action of jumping into blocks made out of bricks.
113. People who wear robes and a mask with a blank expression every second of their lives.

 

[Lario]

'K + Meh.

114. People who fly with tiny propellers on their heads.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

108. Paper people.
109. Perfected anti-gravity systems.
110. Vegetation that when applied to the hands causes quick movements to produce flame(did someone get this one already?).
111. Objects that when hit with sufficient force will somehow spawn another object out of nowhere.

Dude I already said 108.

 

[Stooben]

115. A penguin with an improbably large brain.

 

[Stooben]

117. A penguin being taller than a human.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

108. Paper people.
109. Perfected anti-gravity systems.
110. Vegetation that when applied to the hands causes quick movements to produce flame(did someone get this one already?).
111. Objects that when hit with sufficient force will somehow spawn another object out of nowhere.

Dude I already said 108.

Sorry, your image doesn't show up to people who are me, so you just look like a retard saying that you said 108 ahahahahha :D

Arg, so many of my images arn't showing up.

 

[Lario]

118. Penguins that talk.

 

[Stooben]

119. Penguins that are bright blue in color.

 

[Smiley The Hun]

119. Penguins that are bright blue in color.

120. And bumpties too.

 

[Stooben]

121. Penguins that are friends with Italian plumbers.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

122. Dont know if its been said, but suns that come down to attack?

 

[Lario]

123. The ability to jump out of quicksand slowly.
124. Turtles with wands.
125. Humanoid things that are based off of... Lima beans?

I wonder when we'll reach 9,000...

 

[Hobbes]

124- 3 headed snakes
125- fat living stars
126- black round dogs

 

[Lario]

127. Bombs that suicide bomb after being hit by a molten rock.
128. Things without mouths that talk.
129. Squids that can survive being "deep fried."
130. Crazy moves to win sports.

 

[Smiley The Hun]

119. Penguins that are bright blue in color.

120. And bumpties too.

There's a species called Penguins :P

121.Alien Shyguys
122.Shroob
123.Golden apples that make you fall a sleep for 1,000 years.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

124. Flipside
125. Flopside


...I hope

 

[Stooben]

126. A zombified dragon ready for attack.

 

[Smiley The Hun]

126. A zombified dragon ready for attack.

127. A house with a spining roof.
128. A women who chants game over.

 

[Lario]

There's a HUGE mistake here...

127. Bombs that suicide bomb after being hit by a molten rock.
128. Things without mouths that talk.
129. Squids that can survive being "deep fried."
130. Crazy moves to win sports.

The next post...

119. Penguins that are bright blue in color.

120. And bumpties too.

There's a species called Penguins :P

121.Alien Shyguys
122.Shroob
123.Golden apples that make you fall a sleep for 1,000 years.