Superpowers aren't always so super...

[Koopakoolklub]

You also have to make a maze when you make corn to get it.
The power to know what I need in a snap

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Looks like a maize of corn then.

However, your power makes you limited in wanting always a bottle of milk.

I wish I had the power to buy eggs.

 

[Krizzy]

Now every single store you ever go to will only sell dinosaur egg fossils.

The power to always do.

 

[Magikrazy]

no one wants to do with you

the power to turn into almost everyone

 

[Meta Knight]

You can't turn into yourself.

The ability to spawn anything I desire in anywhere I want.

 

[LN1]

You get taxed depending on what you spawn

The power to have no power

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

You get a power anyways.

The power to make infinite chicken.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

The chickens conspire to kill you.

Becoming God.

 

[TinTinfinite]

You accidentally summoned large storms and earthquakes, killing lots of people.

Radioactive powers

 

[Magikrazy]

You die of cancer.
Every cancer.

Power to melt

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

You melt yourself and die.

Power to fly.

 

[Magikrazy]

Not being able to breathe at very high altitude

The power to understand women

 

[Krizzy]

You now understand that all women (and, in fact, literally every human being besides you) is actually lizard monster aliens.

The power to do everything I want.