Superpowers aren't always so super...

[LeftyGreenMario]

I can still see your clothes.

what if shes naked though you dont know

I'm not very interesting in case you're wondering.

the power to be powerless

You can't even move or even live because everything you do requires force of some sort, and force is basically power.

The power to punch anyone I like.

 

[Magikrazy]

You punch everyone you like, including Mario.

The power to stop time.

 

[TinTinfinite]

You'll get bored with it.

The power to have ice powers.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

We get yet another ice theme user (already icemario and iciclerain) and everyone gets bored.

The power to create a Pokémon and it actually is in the game.

 

[TinTinfinite]

They have lame evolutions.

The power to clean floors.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

People laugh at your lame new powers.

I wish I had the power to be smart enough not to go to school.

 

[TinTinfinite]

You'll spend years curing diseases.

The power to jump higher than the Empire State Building.

 

[Paper Mario]

You jump so high you go into space and implode.

The power to be

 

[Magikrazy]

You turn into Waluigi the smiley. You just sit on the webpage and people click on you.

The power to whistle anything

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

You're are'nt able to talk again

I wish i was the Smartest Person Koopa
alive

 

[TheFarmboy]

But now your stuck in a never-ending cycle of bouncing from side to side in your room.

Super programming skills.

 

[Paper Mario]

You program a computer so life-like that it betrays you.

The power to see through every camera in the world.

 

[Lumastar]

You die from all the porn being viewed at once.

The power to create anything and adjust its properties.